Friday, November 16, 2018

Sit Down on a Bidet Herpes Terrorist!

“She can take an immense amount of dicks.” he said.  She nodded in agreement.
She didn’t speak very much on her own, and much of our meeting conversation was
a lot like the necessary but slightly awkward conversations that you have at the fruit table
at a sex party.  I had packed up a couple of my favorite toys, one that I bought for a client
in San Francisco but never ended up getting use because he ended up being high
maintenance annoying as fuck and I had to drop him and block him from my social media.  
NEVER add clients on your personal social media. Lesson Learned. “So are you clean?”
he asked.

“I have herpes.”  I told them. Apparently the guy I came to the cafe with who had
introduced me to them through tantalizing photos that I masturbated to for months in
anticipation of this big orgy failed to tell them that I had herpes.  They didn’t look surprised,
but they after an hour they said it was a deal breaker for them. “I’ve known I’ve had herpes
basically for almost ten years. It’s something that you have for life, and it isn’t really
a big deal.  It feels a lot like hemorrhoids: an outbreak in my asshole twice a year.” I
explained very openly with a smile. “Thank goodness we live in Japan though, we have
wash-o-let bidet toilets so it makes the outbreak period a lot easier to deal with.”  A cold sore
in my anal feels the same as a tag of skin in your ass. I’ve had both hemorrhoids and herpes
sores and yep, I can confirm that toilet paper sucks and bleeds and can bring tears to the
strongest man. In fact, the Japanese wash-o-let toilet was INVENTED by a man whose
aging father had hemorrhoids.  His father had to squat in the old school Japanese hole in
the ground squatting style toilets and bring a bucket of hot water to the squatter with him.
His son was working on the toilet invention to relieve his father of the pain that he had witnessed
him in growing up. So, the Japanese wash-o-let toilet is a life saver for anyone with any kind
of genital or anal conditions (fissures, herpes, hemorrhoids, or for clean up after sex or during
your period!  It is hands down one of my favorite necessities that I use regularly in Japan.


Back to the couple...I’ve been to a lot of play parties and often I don’t always even
end up having sex.  Sometimes I just meet very cool and unique people, once I've
met a guy that I became really great platonic friends with that came to my rescue during
one of the worst car accidents of my life not long after our meeting at that party.  I’m not
attached to outcomes when we agree to fuck or put ourselves in a space that says this is
what is supposed to happen here. If you’ve had a condition for ten years, it's almost the
same as anything else chronic like wearing contact lenses or having asthma inhalers,
the more of a non issue you can make it, the better.  I did find it hard to believe that they
had such a hard line but she was a supposed gang bang queen in Texas. Most people
don’t test for herpes, it's not a test that centers or doctors can effectively test for when one
ISN’T showing signs. People are still scared of the stigma. I take no offense. I only take
offense when people are completely illogical, abusive, immature or hurtful.  Someone on my
YouTube commented that I was a “herpes terrorist” for example.