Sunday, March 4, 2012

The Secret is in mastering THE ROPE

What is the difference between a good FUCK with an average man and a G@*D FUCK with a man with boxing training??  I was able to find out the difference this weekend.  And WOW.  It's like doing donuts in a Porsche Carrera after commuting in a Honda Prelude.  He's one of my new favorite guys now and I give him my super Girlfriend experience cuz he is just THAT GOOD.  Its especially cute because he can barely speak English, but it's that part of it that ALSO turns me on actually.  I make him talk to me...in Spanish of course, but English as well.  "I want to make you cumming." he says...And, You must have known about my preference for Latino pool boys/waiters/busboys/bartenders/valets??  Well, this guy is a personal trainer who used to be a professional boxer.   Since I take martial arts and part of our workouts are jumping rope and punching a heavy bag I have gained a first hand appreciation for the STRENGTH and ENDURANCE the average fighter has to be in to not only think they can win BUT think that they could survive in the ring without passing out in fatigue!  Fighting is harder than fucking everyone, WAY HARDER than your dick gets when it sees porn stars in the hotel lobby at Vegas. Really.  Jumping rope is also much harder than it looks, or havent you already tried to work it into your work outs and shelved the rope back where you found it cuz jogging on a treadmill watching X Factor was much easier.


When I first started to try to jump rope I couldn't do it like a boxer, only like a little girl on the schoolyard with high knees and awkward jumping that served nothing for my cardiovascular!  Now that I proudly can jump rope like a boxer for one minute intervals I feel accomplished.  When I first started the rope would be tripping over my feet and I'd have to just pretend jump rope while everyone else in class did it!   I am so motivated lately that I might even go to the sporting goods store and get me a rope to improve on this skill because I now understand even more how it helps to burn your fat.  I'd be super proud if I could get my time up to 5 minutes!  Most boxers need to be able to do this for at least 15 minutes as well as other skills like making the rope go double or triple under and other fancy skipping like the guy in the video above.   All the up and down movements that shake that jelly roll also help to jiggle it away apparently.  Even jumping on a trampoline everyday is supposed to help.  Well, jump rope is cheap, it's old school and Muhammed Ali didn't knock it so it must be worth trying.  

Okay, back to the story about fucking my trainer.  His body is like that of a middle weight boxer and the way he FUCKS is with endurance and strength like I've never experienced, even in those 23 year old young bucks that I love to fuck with because they have such endless youthful energy.  This sexual energy comes from a different place.  A more developed strength.  My trainer is in his 30s and he's got more mojo than those young boys do any day.  It takes strength to fuck someone with your entire body for hours.  Like being in the ring of sorts. (if you're lucky a bikini clad ring girl rolls through to join you).  I'm a lazy top if you catch me with a strap on fucking.  I KNOW its hard work, and honestly a woman's body just wasn't meant for thrusting cock, it was built to bear babies or take a hard core cock pounding from a fertile sperm producing man (bisexual or lesbian orientations aside, I'm talkin about body shape and form.  I don't think I could hard fuck anyone the way I REALLY like to get fucked for hours by a man that's for sure.  I'm far too lazy for all of that, especially knowing how much easier and wonderful it is to just sit back and TAKE IT like a good woman who knows her place is on her back with her legs on your chest and shoulders.  (Ha.  I'm teasing.  Sort of). 

When I receive a gift of massive energy from a super strong guy like this one it stays in my body for a couple days and I end up blogging about it!.. Look at the girls in the Brazzers banner I have.  How could you not look at that banner? Those are straight SQUATS that she is doing all day, in heels (which arch your calves, like doing a calf raise), its no wonder why these bitches have six pack abs!  Part of the job is exercise!  Same with stripclub strippers( I been doing a stripper workout in my studio everyday to get my obliques toned like they were when I was a stripper.  And of course it's been super fun to have mirrors all over my living room and crawl around in stilettos again).

The secret to building endurance and strength lies in mastering the jump rope workout.  Wanna get good at fucking hard for hours?  The secret is in the rope.  Not JUST in tying me to the bedposts with it, but in tying me to the bedposts and pounding me til I have to beg you to stop and let me rest between orgasms to catch my breath.  And if I could just spell it out for you folks, the more orgasms I attain, the more submissive I am to your power, your skill and your spell over my body.  I become your pleasure submissive, opening as wide as possible to receive every drop of what you can give me...

If you get up to at least 10 minutes of jumping rope, there's no reason why the typical 2 day long session pleasing five escorts in your Vegas hotel suite should be like a leisurely bike ride in the park with your wife and mother in law in the springtime!  You get the point. Now get a rope.

After last night, I  have no doubt that this guy in the video above would be fun to fuck.   I am reminded of the scene in History of the World when the goddess was picking escorts for the Royal Orgy and all these soldiers marched in without pants.  She would look at their cocks and sing, yes, yes no, yes, yes, no..If it were MY ROYAL COURT on the other hand, best believe they'd have to come in jumping ropes!