thank you (music) jimmy fallon...for giving me a brand new crush on the beauty, charm and talent of the male species :)))
You might think that this is CRAZY but I am mostly an internet (wifi signal?) dependent and not a TV/movie dependent. My cable bill pays for the internet and doesn't even program a rich array of blockbuster movies to the flatscreen TV that I don't have. I'm working on that part. I see their plasma screens stare at me everywhere I go: Costco, Radio Shack, Best Buy...beckoning buy me buy me.
But I haven't yet. I definitely wanted to buy/borrow one for the month that the Summer Olympics were on but didn't even do that! Cable TV and films would take away from my other time wasting activities like twitter, Facebook and FREE PORN SITES online! LOL. Besides, what can you get on TV that you can't get on hulu or netflix streaming? A few things are missed like when the Giants, from my hometown San Francisco won the world series, or when the tsunami hit. or the tornado. or the coming Alien invasion!
This by no means that if you would like to buy me a flat screen plasma for my bedroom as a donation because you work at a certain place or know "certain people" that I would EVER turn such a gracious donation down!
I'd invite you over to my personal bedroom (after you installed my new TV to the wallmount of course!) to take off all of our clothes, jump into my luxurious bed and prepare to show you just how grateful I am...by snuggling up and watching Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon! LOL! But you SAID you wanted a girlfriend experience right??
So, long story short, I really JUST discovered Jimmy Fallon THIS YEAR! I know. I guess I saw him on the newer cast of SNL from the last 3 years and thought he was hot with his scraggly haircut and his perfect Spanish fluency in the newscast with Tina Fey. (I LOVE SPANISH SPEAKERS! ay ay mas por favor...)
I have watched a bunch of his stuff from his SNL cute boyish twenties comedian period to his current semi-conservative Late Night with Jimmy Fallon persona which has all the confines of real and major broadcast sell out shenanigans like plugging totally unfunny and uninteresting NBC spots and shows without making it entirely obvious the way Ellen does. He does it well. he does a lot of things well, INCLUDING impersonate my PREVIOUS imaginary future husband Adam Sandler! OMG the best!
My weakness is charming, talented, cute faced, FUNNY, chivalrous, romantic, sexual MEN. Jimmy is way better looking than Adam Sandler even! And younger! Do I sound like I'm in high school again? Guys like that make me feel sort of AGELESS cuz I'm still watching SNL and pining in a teenage girl dream way to marry the funniest cutest guy on there? Perhaps. I can dream to have my VERY OWN idiot boyfriend! oh wait, I HAVE had a BUNCH of idiot boyfriends! No more! Except, NONE of them played the guitar and sang charming songs about how lame they were of course...and yea, i know Fallon has a real wife. Jenna Bie is NOT deterred by wedding rings, case you didn't know how we operate here. LOL
I'm really glad that Fallon is teamed up with The Legendary Roots Crew, my favorite LIVE hip hop soul band of all time to be the official band of the show!
Again, I know I'm super late on this bandwagon, but that's what happens when you stay GLUED to a Facebook wall for 3 years instead of a TV!
Maybe my next client will work with and know jimmy fallon personally...and somehow we will meet somewhere...i'll win some comedy improv scholarship or something and shake his hand for a second or maybe I'll get even LUCKIER than that and I'll get to be his IGFE (idiot girlfriend experience).
I'd invite you over to my personal bedroom (after you installed my new TV to the wallmount of course!) to take off all of our clothes, jump into my luxurious bed and prepare to show you just how grateful I am...by snuggling up and watching Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon! LOL! But you SAID you wanted a girlfriend experience right??
So, long story short, I really JUST discovered Jimmy Fallon THIS YEAR! I know. I guess I saw him on the newer cast of SNL from the last 3 years and thought he was hot with his scraggly haircut and his perfect Spanish fluency in the newscast with Tina Fey. (I LOVE SPANISH SPEAKERS! ay ay mas por favor...)
I have watched a bunch of his stuff from his SNL cute boyish twenties comedian period to his current semi-conservative Late Night with Jimmy Fallon persona which has all the confines of real and major broadcast sell out shenanigans like plugging totally unfunny and uninteresting NBC spots and shows without making it entirely obvious the way Ellen does. He does it well. he does a lot of things well, INCLUDING impersonate my PREVIOUS imaginary future husband Adam Sandler! OMG the best!My weakness is charming, talented, cute faced, FUNNY, chivalrous, romantic, sexual MEN. Jimmy is way better looking than Adam Sandler even! And younger! Do I sound like I'm in high school again? Guys like that make me feel sort of AGELESS cuz I'm still watching SNL and pining in a teenage girl dream way to marry the funniest cutest guy on there? Perhaps. I can dream to have my VERY OWN idiot boyfriend! oh wait, I HAVE had a BUNCH of idiot boyfriends! No more! Except, NONE of them played the guitar and sang charming songs about how lame they were of course...and yea, i know Fallon has a real wife. Jenna Bie is NOT deterred by wedding rings, case you didn't know how we operate here. LOL
I'm really glad that Fallon is teamed up with The Legendary Roots Crew, my favorite LIVE hip hop soul band of all time to be the official band of the show!
Again, I know I'm super late on this bandwagon, but that's what happens when you stay GLUED to a Facebook wall for 3 years instead of a TV!
Maybe my next client will work with and know jimmy fallon personally...and somehow we will meet somewhere...i'll win some comedy improv scholarship or something and shake his hand for a second or maybe I'll get even LUCKIER than that and I'll get to be his IGFE (idiot girlfriend experience).
