NEW *Hot* like Summer VIDEO! Timeless Art of Exotic Dancing

video by Black Moon Photography...2011

I miss exotic dancing. I LOVE music. I LOVE to dance. When I am not doing stripper moves on a cheap motel bed on camera, you can find me on a dance floor anywhere they are playing deep house music like the one in this video...I LOVE a man who really appreciates the art of exotic dancing and lapdancing. I love wearing my stripper heels and rubbing my ass on you, feeling your enthusiasm grow with every move I make. I love grinding my hips, slamming my ass into your fly, doing my doggy-style move, begging it to just pop open and finish me off for real! If you request a private dance show and tell me you're into this, I'd be more than happy to oblige. Years before I was ready to be an escort, I was a REAL private dancer (like the Tina Turner song sings about!) in San Francisco. I would bring a rope light and a boom box (pre ipod era, folks, imagine!) to hotel rooms and actually do a show similar to the one in this video, no joke. My clients loved it, I loved it, it was an amazing venture, my first independent adult business. Bachelor parties too. I fucking LOVE working a good bachelor party. To be that bitch who is harnessing the libido of 40 men in a room is an amazing feeling. Maybe it's like scoring a touchdown for a football player or something, something phenomenal. It is the feeling of being a QUEEN BEE. You could only understand if you've been there. You walk out of the house with a suitcase full of money and an ego that glistens off of your being for miles. As you are walking out, all the guys are thanking you AND your driver for showing them a GREAT time. Someone book me for one of these. I would LOVE to do one again soon.

GLAD to be in LA again! HOME! BED! HOME!

For 2 weeks I left my car at my trusty friend and occasional driver Bill's house in Santa Monica, leaving the automobile world ofconvenience and flexibility of scheduling. I would be using the subways and busses in Chicago and New York City, in cities where most people claimed that you "didn't need a car." I had visited both before and indeed chose to take public transportation during the summer months in years past, so this concept wasn't new to me. I've also had to do this in LA for short periods of time when my car was being repaired but I never knew how much I prefer the convenience and luxury of a car until this last trip to NYC. In Chicago the weather fluctuated a whopping 30 degrees from 95 and humid hot to 65 and rainy gray! I thought that I had brought the wrong clothes, but it seemed that i had, in my overstuffed huge suitcase enough outfits for hot, cold and being fabulous/stage time in both cities.(I am cabaret singer and stage performer in my other life)

NYC was the most exhausting. I was staying in Brooklyn and most of the things I was doing were located in Manhattan. Some nights it took me almost 2 hours to get back to where I was staying. If I lived here, I would be seeking out the apartment of some lover in Manhattan where I would have an extra key to sleep and eat at, change clothes, relax and GET AWAY from all the masses of people in the heart of the city, make a home cooked meal. I'm a nester, I need to nest in a homely environment. I like to relax, do things on my computer, change my clothes in private spaces, not in public bathrooms or cafes and parks. I would love to stay at my Manhattan boyfriend's house and be there waiting to give him a special incall appt in exchange for his hospitality, a short quick cab ride from his office, an extended lunch rondevous. I had one such encounter with a lovely divorced sales man who lived in luxury condo near Times Square. I was hoping it was going to be an all day all night thing but it was still fun.

I love to watch internet porn and make myself cum in my own bedroom/hotel room at least once a day, if I can. The worst thing about staying at friend's houses is the lack of privacy. Self pleasure is neglected so once I get in my own hotel room, the first thing I do is test out the bed for us by getting myself off! Yes, the first person that cums on the hotel bed is ALWAYS me, FYI. It seems like New Yorkers are used to doing 3-4 tasks/appts a day on the subway for 8-12 hours a day. This was an interesting experiment to see if I could still work and exist at the same pace, but without my car. It is nothing short of exhausting! But, I am also a tourist at the same time, so I pack my days with lots and lots of stuff.

NYC and Chicago are definitely changes of pace for me and having just returned from both trips networking successful contacts and opportunities for my future art and performing career, it may be quite possible that I have planted seeds for my return hopefully before the end of 2011. I am thinking August for Chicago and sometime in the brrr winter for NYC. I like the Chicago accent, and the broad shoulders of the guys in the Midwest. I like how the girls seem to be tougher cuz they have to shovel snow off of driveways on their own, and how polite and humble some of the guys appear to be. Extremely sexy, all of the above.

New York has a lot of younger men who are making money in the finnancial industries. In California, most of the guys I meet that are under 30 and making enough money to pay the regular rates of an escort are those that make their disposable income by growing or selling marijuana! What a refreshing change. When I was in my twenties, I was 2 years into an amazing stripping career in San Francisco

and loving my life single with no children, empowered and free (idealizing some kind of happiness with a 24 year old pot grower). (kind of like I am now, many years later as an escort, minus the loser boyfriend!). I would say that most of the clients I met in NYC were successful dates. Exactly what I needed, in different ways, sweet guys who were very understanding about my need to screen them for safety. There had been TWO attacks from men posing as clients in Manhattan hotel rooms through friends' on my Facebook and I wasn't going to take any chances letting some stranger in my room while I was there. My one hotel deal that I scored in downtown Manhattan was my day to hit the town: a film opening at the MOMA and a cocktail reception at the Gershwin Hotel. I made some money earlier that day so I allowed myself a cab ride across town! No subways means I can wear my heels! The hotel was near the 42nd St station and admisdt the massive sea of heads and bodies that is Times Square. This familiar mass of people is often filmed in Hollywood movies. This part of New York reminds me of Bangkok, Thailand. I suppose LA has just as many people, but they are all in cars and that's where our traffic comes from.

Last year, I was absolutely positive that I could up and move to the big apple and this year, I am less hasty. I live a comfortable and sweet life in LA. I love my big apartment, love the sunny weather, love my own car, love that I know how to make my escort phone ring consistently enough to be comfortable here. I have been in LA for 6 years. It is indeed time for a change, but perhaps seasonal moves to other cities might be in the works within the year. .

I made a point to go to the Museum of Sex again this year while in Manhattan. The same animal sex exhibit was on display, which was at first disappointing because it was the same display as last year, but still as equally informative and entertaining as it was last year. I love to hear about dolphin orgies and the presence of prostitution (male bonobo exchanging sugar cane for SEX shown in this photo) and bisexuality in the bonobo primate communities! Birds and bees and bonobo chimpanzees do it! let's do it! let's fall in LOVE! I love the Museum of Sex. Did you know that dolphins insert their penises in each other's blow holes and that deers have threesomes? "that's NOT natural" has a whole different meaning once you view this permanent exhibition. I guarantee it.

Chicago Mission Accomplished

I did a week long intensive at the famous Second City Improv Theatre School this last week. It was a wonderful and amazing experience! I learned sooo much about improv and acting (which I don't have that much experience with) Second City is the place where lots of SNL cast members are graduates from. (John Candy, Tina Fey, Mike Meyers, more...). During this week, I learned how most of the sketches on SAturday Night Live come directly from exercises formed at Second City. Many writers who wrote for Second City were later writers for SNL. We watched footage of sketches from the early 90s which sounds EXACTLY like it was written for Phil Hartman but stars another unknown actor doing the same character. Improv is amazing, intelligent and challenging. It keeps you on your toes and forces you to listen extremely hard to the other people in the scene. And it is funny of course, crazy and unpredictable because most improv pulls random suggestions from the audience (different places, words, time periods, etc) to incorporate into their skits. So, no I don't really want to do stand up comedy, but I want to be a performer in a Second City type of ensemble, and Chicago would be the PLACE where I could have a shot at it somehow. It seems like the type of city that embraces folks that do not fit in the mold, LA is the type of city that only embraces the mainstream, unless your way of not fitting into the mold has been made mainstream (like 'alternative rock' music).

This marks the third time I've been to Chicago and yet it feels all new again. People here still drink pop from the pop machine! Chicago is a huge city where people live in high rises stacked on top of each other or in a row of Victorian homes on a tree lined street. Oprah chose a high rise! (a huge one apparently, isolated on one side of the Lake). Chicago has seemingly affordable rent, awful cold snowy weather most of the year, but a nice and peaceful Great Lake to go boating or exploring on someone's yacht! I didn't really have time to do much else besides go to class and some social activity at night with friends to destress. I didn't even end up working but once because I would have to wake up at "normal people" hours to get to class on public transportation. There was a 24 hour Starbucks right where I was taking class! We don't even have one of those in LA. After 11pm, the only chance you have of getting a latte would be if you pressed a button on a gas station coffee machine!

I had an amazing time in the Windy City once again. I noticed that rent was seemingly comprable to parts of LA. It's just that the weather is freezing snow on the ground blue in your face cold 8 months out of the year. I miss working and seeing clients! I'm now in NYC resting. Looking forward to working more in the big Apple. Hopefully it will be just as great as it was last year!

CHICAGO-NYC HERE I COME!

jenna is officially on tour. After I hit the send button I am off to LAX for a 2 week tour to the MIdwest and NYC. I'm going to Chicago to study comedy improv at The famous Second City theatre where Mike Meyers, Dan Akroyd, Tina Fey and more got their starts. Can you IMAGINE how much funnier I will be when you spend time with me? LOL is right buddy. I'm all about having a good time in every way possible! (See Laughter is the Key to a Woman's Vagina). I have an incall space in Chicago, but I am only available from 7pm-11pm every evening! Or that's what I am thinking so far. We'll see. Maybe I'll be powered by the city and charge straight to class from a 4am date with you! Wired and stumbling into class in an evening outfit at 9am always makes for good laughs. I am ready to have a good time, are you??