Still Fucking with My Bike! 20 lbs and counting...

It's finally rainy season in LA, which means that I get my furry scarf and Peruvian beanie out for the next 3 months and start sporting what I call my "winter escorting" fashions when I show up at your door all bundled up like I live in the East Coast or something!  We Angelenos do think it is freezing when it drops below 60 and my outfits reflect that, but I am not only cute, but warm AND comfortable!  I love the cold and rain because that brings the snow and since I am also an avid snowboarder I get EXCITED about future snowboard trips around this time of year.  I feel like there are only 5 hours of daylight after I wake up and then it's time to draw the curtains down and bring on the NIGHT already!  My fitness and weight loss journey has continued stronger than EVER.  I am taking cross fit, which has helped me triumph mentally and physically time and time again through the months so I'm not bored out of my mind jumping rope every day!  Recently, in cross fit, I learned how to correctly climb a 25 foot rope to the ceiling!  I didn't think that I would be able to climb the rope even once but with the technique that they teach you, you can do it much more effortlessly than you would think without tiring out your arm muscles.  I looked down from the ceiling with a rope draped between my legs and felt like Sheena, Queen of the jungle.  It was a phenomenal feeling!  In cross fit competitons they will have 10 rope climbs in a row, so they had to come up with a way to do it fast and efficiently.  I became a member at the Gold's gym near my house and I regularly ride my bike to go swim laps and soak in the hot tub once a week in addition to my other exercise activities 5 times a week.  I LOVE riding my bike still and I am now up to a maximum of 18 miles a day, steadily climbing towards no goal in particular except constant improvement.  It is really amazing to rediscover Los Angeles on a bicycle!  I feel fearless and free when I am riding my bike.  I have even hit up a business traveler jogging around the downtown Marriot!  He was lost and asked me if I knew how to get back to the Marriot hotel.  I said I knew excactly how to get back and wondered if he would like some company.  I never work outdoors so doing this was very bold of me, I thought.  I was actually on my way on my bike to see a client so I couldn't just follow him back to the hotel unfortunately and we never connected again.   I have more than once ridden my bike to local escort dates on my regular trek to the gym to workout or just being out on my bike.  It totally turns me on that I get to be so very ECOSEXUAL like my heroine Annie Sprinkle, and provide a gas saving way to do my work that helps the client AND the environment ;)  Riding my bike makes me roll into your place all sweaty but you get to watch me take a shower before we get started. 

Am I afraid?  Not at all!  Riding a bike, especially in traffic gridlocked LA is a rebel activity I suppose, because people think you are crazy for some reason if you do it, kind of like doing outcall escorting dates at the crack of dawn without a driver?  Exactly!  I have really proved that both activities are not as dangerous to one's health and that the benefits outweigh the risks in my life.  I might have a very good chance of being hit by a car while riding my bike but I have also ALWAYS refused to live my life in FEAR!  My favorite ride so far has to be riding form downtown to Silverlake because for 9 miles to get home I get to coast all the way down hill!  It is really one of the simple joys in my life lately.  I finally got a professional photographer to shoot some sexy post weight loss photos of me recently.  I feel comfortable saying that I have lost a total of 20 lbs since March when I started trying to lose weight.  I step on the scale at all times of the day but it seems like the heaviest I would weigh would be after my last meal of the day which I still have to shake my head in disbelief when I see the number 125.  My fat percentage is 23%, but my nutritionist and I are aiming to continue to make my body improve.  The new goal is fat percentage 21% and weight at 123 lbs, which is 2 lbs away.  I have been cheating on my diet a lot, since I feel like I've already gotten to my goal and over my goal but I have to remember that one of my goals is to make money modelling and acting with this new body!  When I sit down, I still have a belly even though I have lost 20 lbs, but when I STAND UP, I now have a 4 pack!  So as long as the photo shoots are standing ones, I could definitely stand a good chance as a fitness model.    I abstained from drinking alcohol recently for a total of 5 weeks.  It was for the weight loss and it was for my own self will.  Like diet and exercise, I will abstain each year from various things that I think need to be subtracted occasionally just to experience life without and remember what that feeling truly is like.  I abstain from marijuana for a period usually every year and this was the first time I did it in a concentrated effort with alcohol for such a long time.  I believe that I have given up beer for good, but social drinking entirely is not something that I was willing to give up yet, although the 5 week experiment was very interesting.  I found that meeting people in bars, going to funerals, art openings and more required me to abstain from free social beverages that I would have indulged in in my past.

So, How did I start drinking again after 5 weeks?  I didn't know how long my alcohol free period was going to last but I knew that when I drank again it would be a great reason!  I was called to Venice by 2 guys, handsome, successful partying at 4:30am.  They offered me a glass of red wine and i leaped off the wagon into their laps, lapping up every single drop of red wine from my glass to kick off the next couple of hours debauchery all over couches this furniture designer had made himself!  I held up the large decadent crystal goblet and looked in anticipation at these two handsome gentlemen looking at me, and said with a smile,"Oh, I will definitely have a glass with these two C*&@S!  Cheers!"  We didn't get the furniture too messy.  It was one of those dates that I knew was a one time adventure that I needed to enjoy to the fullest while I was there, because I knew my text to one of them which read,"You guys were AWESOME! CALL ME AGAIN! xoxoxo with a happy face would predictably be ignored.  Ahh, It just goes to show you the minutes of the escort dates that both you and I will sometimes participate in need to be relished as if they are never to be repeated again!  It is holiday time already next week and that means more challenges for my diet and weight loss!  Hopefully, your family time is crazier than mine and you can call me and RELEASE all frustrations and worries in a chakra balancing body rub session after this weekend is all over!  I'll be making the drive up to the SF Bay Area but back on Sunday in Los Angeles.

A Whirlwind of Fitness and Adventure

I KNOW ITS BEEN AGES SINCE I BLOGGED.  Forgive me.  Life has not stayed still for too long.  I continue on my fitness journey and am so happy to tell you that I have lost 17lbs since March 1and I LOOK BETTER THAN EVER! And not only that I FEEL as great as I look.  I weigh in at 128 lbs now, which was how much I weighed when I was a stripper in my 20s!  I no longer have to LIE about my weight or measurements guys!  (All escorts lie, fyi)

 I bought a bicycle before I went off to the Burningman festival and I would ride around LA and fall in love with the freedom of it.  I never predicted that I would LOVE biking as much as I do.  It's like recess for me every day.  I work in front of my computer doing my art and writing and then I make sure that I am on my bike by around 6pm head to the gym and jump in the pool and hot tub.  Ahhh.  Adult Recess.  I LOVE MY BICYCLE.  Its taken the place of jumping rope this "fitness season" in my life.  Its way funner by far of course.   It's like riding my boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time!  I love it.  I try to do about 8-10 miles every day.  This is sooo much better than riding a stationary bike or jogging on a treadmill at the gym watching TV or reading a magazine.  Biking now channels the same feeling of freedom I felt as an 8 year old on my pink Huffy, riding fast through the streets, trying to get home before my sunset curfew.  When I was in San Francisco just recently, I borrowed a spare bike from a local escort friend and I pedaled to one of my outcall dates!  It was a bunch of 60 degree grade hills all in a row and I huffed and puffed up 2 of them before I pulled over to the sidewalk and walked my ass up the last 3 blocks.  San Francisco has some wicked steep hills, but over the crest is the reward: cruising with the wind in your face downhill as your thighs burn from that workout up.  I just returned last week from 5 days in San Francisco.  A friend of mine had just died of cancer and I was there for the memorial.  I rode my bike to a club in the Mission and watched girl on girl LUBE wrestling.  It was the hottest thing ever and so very San Francisco.  Too fucking bad I can't really make enough money to live there again. But, I love Los Angeles.  I am always happy to be home after I am away.  I have ventured on my bike or a borrowed bike in cities that I have recently visited since I've blogged last.  I got to go on a wonderful 3 day trip to San Diego with a client.  It was the first time I'd been to downtown San Diego since I was a 19 year old college student visiting a friend at SDSU.  La Jolla is a gorgeous wealthy beach community, and riding my bike along the oceanside and mansions I felt like the richest bitch out there.  I threw my bike in the back of my car and sped 2 hours down the I-5 from LA to San Diego and when my work date was over, I took a day for myself to spend the nite in lovely La Jolla.

In August I went to Burningman and worked on my weight inadvertently by partying and biking in the desert sun on recreational substances.   It was a great time to be had by myself and 60,000 others.  I haven't been in 8 years and it has grown so so much since I've been last, but suprisingly the core elements and principles of the community are still there.  Despite how huge it has become, I dropped my car keys while biking around and on the last day of the event, I went to the Lost and Found and found them there!  It was a miracle.  My life has been full of them lately.   I am in great spirits and radiating with LOVE and LIGHT to share with you if you call me now.  I hope to see you soon!

Please Fuck My Husband

So I've been having the TIME OF MY SEX LIFE lately.  It's all kind of picked up since my birthday and not stopped!  Last nite I met a great couple on Adultfriendfinder.  I've been on AFF for many years and have had a good handful of memorable times through random and spontaneous encounters cruising the internet during slow escort travel trips.  The wife was sort of my twin, 5'1 and Japanese and extremely sexual.  This couple had been together since high school and had 3 kids together and had just starting having threesomes in the last couple years.  She loved watching him fuck other women.  This wasn't the first time that this has happened to me (in the last month) so I had to write about it.  There was another threesome that I got into that was similar to this one while I was hanging out at Sea Mountain trying to repeat my 5 some from before during my birthday trip to Palm Springs.  It almost seemed as if I would leave the swinger hotel without any sexual adventure.  The pool was full of nice people no doubt, but no one that I would really really LOVE fucking.  Naturally, If I am not being paid for my time, I am far more selective.

In the same way as there is the man who loves to watch his wife get fucked by other men, there is also the wife/girlfriend who likes to watch proudly as her man fucks the shit out of other women.  It's all consensual voyeurism, consensual sharing and super wet hot fun for all involved.  The most AMAZING part of this whole thing is that their men HAVE been worth bragging about and I am so glad that they were so nice to share themselves with me!  Last nite was probably the best I'd been fucked in a good while since my personal trainer/boxer man.  This man took judo!  He had the most rock solid thigh I'd ever lay my hands on.  His ability to fuck two women with the same attention and endurance was impressive to say the least.  I'd never seen anyone with that much ability that wasn't just an actor on a porn video I was watching.  Holy mother of God.  Sex like that makes you feel closer to God.  Why? Because when your receiving that kind of talent you just know that a man like that could shoot a load in your pussy and make you a beautiful baby in one try!  I sort of think that that is the primal definition of masculinity, not beating someone up.   It is what that kind of talent was CREATED for I believe, to populate the earth with more of the fittest.  It's hard for me to relinquish my feminism and worship men, but there are a few that rise above the rest.  Maybe there are a lot more than a few and that is what makes it fun!  Usually I am far from jealous of people's long term relationships but I could definitely understand why this woman would stay on this dick for as long as she was, why she had 3 kids by him and why she would allow and even get excited by his ability to please any woman he fucked.  She lay on top of me with her ass and pussy in his face and he fucked both of us one after the other just like a pro.  And I watch a lot of pros.  MMF threesome porn is one of the categories you'll find me clicking up while I masturbate.  He was into fucking other women and so was she.  I asked her at dinner if she fucked other guys.  "No," she said.  "I don't know, I'm scared or something." But I understood why after getting drilled by the relentless cock of her fine ass Latino (yes my favorite) man.  She would probably feel disappointed in other men no doubt.  But every person has different gifts and of course you don't want everyone to give you the same gift!  My bed hadn't made that much noise in years.  No one has fucked me on it like that!  I have had some hot sex in my bed of course before, but I think some of the screws may have fell out last nite.  I had an amazing orgasm on his cock while his girl masturbated.  I don't always cum on a guy's cock, especially not on the first try.  If a guy can't make me cum with his dick I can always be finger banged to climax just as good and hard.  This is always a great standby and assures that almost anyone can make me cum as long as they have 2 good fingers and can follow my instructions.  This last Friday, some Russian guy had me draped over his lap while he sat on the arm of his couch plunging his fingers deftly into my g spot until I squirted in two back to back orgasms all over my legs and his floor.  He was holding me down and instructing me to jack him off but I was too frozen in my own orgasms to multi task.  My screams could be heard echoing in the hallway of the sleepy Hollywood apartment because my head was hanging close to the floor, screaming and moaning heard clear through the crack at the bottom of his door where my mouth was.  It was the first time someone had done that twice in a row to my pussy!  I pulled myself together, cleaned up quickly and left his place abruptly after all of that ecstasy because my car was parked illegally in Denny's parking lot, the abruptness was sort of a fantasy for me to be so cold, distant yet submissive.  It sort of goes along this theme of switching seamlessly from dominant to submissive depending on the harnessing of pleasure.  There are endless possibilities with sex and that's the best part!

The sex with this last nite couple was even intimate, which I appreciated very much.  (My queen bed is kind of small for 3 people though).  I sometimes struggle to get people to lay in afterglow intimacy with me and those that I do get it from I treasure.  For me sex is about having sex with the WHOLE person, not just a HOLE.  Even if things are purely NSA or physical it doesn't matter.  Maybe you've heard me rave about one of my favorite clients who embraces me and makes me feel like I am on the cover of Harlequin romance novel.  I am into chakra balancing and energy connection, and this can still happen in the hour believe me, I do it all the time.  It doesn't take too much time to balance and renew after orgasm, not rush out or jump up out of bed right after.   There is one guy that I've had a physical thing with for almost a year who refuses intimacy if he can help it.  I make him cuddle me in afterglow for at least 5 minutes now before I will even get up and shower/get ready to leave.  I don't want intimacy with everyone in the same way.  I believe that my body rubs create intimacy, trust, positive energy and light exchange and that makes us BOTH feel whole after we are done because I have spent some slow, calculated time breathing and moving along all your chakra points so that we are completely connected.  When I'm not working, we often skip these steps so thats why I need to cuddle afterwards so I can feel re balanced and not used and thrown away.  This is how I like to fuck as a woman in my 30s, aware of my body and soul needs..conscious and healthy sexuality.

At Sea Mountain, the cute husband that I had approached in the pool earlier rescued me from hiding in the snack room chatting up the staff (who aren't allowed to have sex with the guests).  He knew that I was hiding and he flirtatiously grabbed my hand and took me to the suite that he and his wife had been staying at.  They had candles lit and were ready for me.  I remember kissing his wife and telling her how good his cock was.  The wives like to hear this.
"I'm about to cum." he said looking in her eyes while fucking me hard like I like it.
"Shoot a load in her baby.."she said while watching us kiss
"O God it's so fucking good." I moaned grabbing her face and pushing my tongue into her mouth.  Her husband's ejaculation was so intense that I felt each spurt fill the reservoir tip of the condom we were using.  Yes, I can actually feel it happen when its that good.  Latex can do nothing to stop these large explosions of energy radiating beyond any physical barriers.   I  actually kind of did exactly what I don't like as explained above because I had to catch my favorite DJ at a club in Palm Springs before 2am so I jumped up and left them to go party!

Later that nite, a drunken gorgeous Bolivian woman was throwing herself at me, afterparty at the DJ's hotel suite at the Ace Hotel.  Somehow I had this girl with her panties down in the hallway of the Ace, my fingers and tongue all up in her right in the hallway going at it until her friends walked up and embarassed her and we stopped.  "I have a boyfriend." she said as we were heading back to my hotel room after that teaser.  "Good to know." I said not discouraged for one second.

I became obsessed with another guy's dick this week and I texted him back that I wanted him again.  He didn't respond until saturday at 3am.  I promptly went over to submissively worship the cock that had given me so much pleasure.  But for some reason, this time it wasn't as good.  it had lost its magic!  I wonder why that happens.  Oh well, he will have to go back to client status if he wants me again.  He also refused to give any intimacy.  This is what I need from you if you are my lover and you don't want to pay my rates.  I'm an emotional creature and I get to have hot sex all the time, you have to give me MORE not less than I normally get.  Love me or Pay me!  I feel like I am at the APEX of my sexuality this year.  It just keeps getting better and better.  I was not able to enjoy my sex life in this way even 3 years ago.  I have experienced more and more and become more open with myself through these experiences and through my work and loving my work.  I consciously mediate on great clients that honor me, respect me, treasure me and keep me safe and it seems to be working.  I got a free tattoo out of it afterall!  It is times like this that I really feel like a goddess glowing. 

Celebrate the Gemini Season~!

I just celebrated my birthday and now I'm at my favorite hang out in the sun and get naughty getaway: Palm Springs!  This time I am staying until Sunday and have already had one client today, my first official day taking calls.  It was 107 degrees during most of the day today!  The pool that I am staying at is nice and big and there aren't that many people there so while I was alone in the sun, I took my bikini top off!  I have gotten in trouble for showing titties at other hotels, but I just CAN'T have tan lines and I guess I just don't believe breasts should be the big deal that they are.  Hide your kids!  They'll want to suck on MY boobs once they see them!  Tomorrow I will go spend the day at my favorite clothing optional pool in Desert Hot Springs, but today was a stay at the incall hotel and lounge around in the hot desert sun, just waiting for the men to call me.  It's nice work if you can get it!  Later on, I went to a HOT yoga class for $10.  I pretty much spent the whole day soaking wet!  (What's new?)

So I am ecstatic to give mad love to my new friend from Third Street Tattoo in Hermosa Beach named Jeff.  Jeff's line work is amazing, My arm barely hurt after, his work healed beautifully AND he came through on his end FIRST when bartering with me.  And that really was great, because I am a woman of my word for sure.  This is what it looks like when a deal like this goes through smoothly.  The girl is overjoyed and feels completely grateful to YOU which ends up working in your favor.  I have had TWO clients who were also tattoo artists promise to pay for my services with a tattoo that I've been wanting to do for at least a good year now.  It is such a shame when people don't keep their promises.  Luckily, I practice being a better person on a regular basis so I don't spend time cursing people out by text message when they don't come through with what they had said they would do.  I take a deep breath and move on.  There will be an amazing tattoo artist who will do this tatt that I need to do.  I manifested that I wanted it to happen before my birthday.  The first tattoo artist flaked right before my birthday and Jeff, the one who actually ended up doing it called magically one week before my birthday like a miracle!  So I didn't have to even lose sleep about not getting the tattoo I wanted.  I was extremely grateful to Jeff, so go to his shop and get a tattoo done by him!  He rules!  It means a lot to me that my clients are awesome, nice guys that reciprocate the good energy that I give doing this work.   This way, I can keep the positive cycle of great work and good times going.  It's hard when people ruin things for everyone else isn't it?  Guys like Jeff restore my faith.  There are a lot of guys that are amazing, generous and truly want to help or provide if they can.  For some people it isn't even a question and for others, its an opportunity to practice your bad karma and lying skills.  O well.  On this trip's agenda will be a visit to my favorite swinger spa Sea Mountain Inn.  There is also a poolside house music DJ that usually plays in LA spinning at the Ace Hotel here on Saturday.  I love the Gemini season because I've usually done some reflecting on getting one year older and usually feeling pride and love for all the days I've had already.  I wanted to be in Hawaii for my birthday, but Palm Springs is also great.  I would be happy whereever.  Things are good.  I have a new tattoo and I am in the best physical and mental shape of my life!  Celebration!

Sunday Kinda Sexy

Yesterday, I decided was the beginning of my birthday celebration!  I was feeling so good yesterday, the music was awesome, the sun was shining...beautiful men and women dancing all around me.  I met a hot Colombian woman I danced and made out with for most of the party.  It is always exciting when a hot woman jumps your bones.  Women don't usually do that to other women in lesbian clubs that's for damn sure.  This is why I don't expect to meet girls in gay spaces. Even with all the bikini clad women at a place like Palm Springs Dinah Shore that I've been to.  This is why being bisexual is sometimes more frustrating than you'd think.  Supposedly "straight" girls in party spaces however, usually always find me to play with. Sometimes this is awesome, and other times its just annoying because they're all messy and fucked up.  I have been lucky to have a good handful of sexually aggressive, confident take charge female clients (some with husbands, and one solo traveler this year!) who have rocked my world and I theirs and I am so so glad that I get paid to do what I loooove.  I'd love to have more and have been really trying to figure out how to tap into that market better...

I stumbled into a Klingon meeting at the Coral Cafe in Burbank on the same day as this party.  Apparently these guys meet once a month at the back of this diner and act out Klingon scenes, sometimes without costumes and props.  I was breakin their necks with my new skin tight dress and they were cool about me crashing their Klingon party so we took some pics for our blogs!

I have officially lost 10 lbs in 2 months everyone! (Thank you thank you)  I am super excited and i am celebrating that as well.  I've been jump roping a lot, not every day, but a lot.  I feel great more often and life is better that I eat well and exercise all the time.  I'm not kidding.  I try to exercise 5x/week.  Sex does not count as exercise (not for me anyway, cuz I just lay back with my legs up and let you do all the hard work if i get my way, and i usually do ;) But dancing at beautiful outdoor parties like the one I was at in Elysian Park in Los Angeles does.  I was feeling full of sexual energy or something, before the Colombian princess there was another woman that I was dancing with.  She told me her boyfriend was the DJ and I had already been checking him out when I was dancing.  "He's totally cute." I said,"If you guys ever wanna hook up with me," wink wink.  I was being forward!  Oh well, such are the ways of an escort, nonchalant about some freaky to other people shit.  I don't think she thought it was a crazy idea, but I didn't get her phone number either.  It didn't matter, my future girlfriend just texted me today and I can still fantasize about devouring her fully.

The Secret is in mastering THE ROPE

What is the difference between a good FUCK with an average man and a G@*D FUCK with a man with boxing training??  I was able to find out the difference this weekend.  And WOW.  It's like doing donuts in a Porsche Carrera after commuting in a Honda Prelude.  He's one of my new favorite guys now and I give him my super Girlfriend experience cuz he is just THAT GOOD.  Its especially cute because he can barely speak English, but it's that part of it that ALSO turns me on actually.  I make him talk to me...in Spanish of course, but English as well.  "I want to make you cumming." he says...And, You must have known about my preference for Latino pool boys/waiters/busboys/bartenders/valets??  Well, this guy is a personal trainer who used to be a professional boxer.   Since I take martial arts and part of our workouts are jumping rope and punching a heavy bag I have gained a first hand appreciation for the STRENGTH and ENDURANCE the average fighter has to be in to not only think they can win BUT think that they could survive in the ring without passing out in fatigue!  Fighting is harder than fucking everyone, WAY HARDER than your dick gets when it sees porn stars in the hotel lobby at Vegas. Really.  Jumping rope is also much harder than it looks, or havent you already tried to work it into your work outs and shelved the rope back where you found it cuz jogging on a treadmill watching X Factor was much easier.


When I first started to try to jump rope I couldn't do it like a boxer, only like a little girl on the schoolyard with high knees and awkward jumping that served nothing for my cardiovascular!  Now that I proudly can jump rope like a boxer for one minute intervals I feel accomplished.  When I first started the rope would be tripping over my feet and I'd have to just pretend jump rope while everyone else in class did it!   I am so motivated lately that I might even go to the sporting goods store and get me a rope to improve on this skill because I now understand even more how it helps to burn your fat.  I'd be super proud if I could get my time up to 5 minutes!  Most boxers need to be able to do this for at least 15 minutes as well as other skills like making the rope go double or triple under and other fancy skipping like the guy in the video above.   All the up and down movements that shake that jelly roll also help to jiggle it away apparently.  Even jumping on a trampoline everyday is supposed to help.  Well, jump rope is cheap, it's old school and Muhammed Ali didn't knock it so it must be worth trying.  

Okay, back to the story about fucking my trainer.  His body is like that of a middle weight boxer and the way he FUCKS is with endurance and strength like I've never experienced, even in those 23 year old young bucks that I love to fuck with because they have such endless youthful energy.  This sexual energy comes from a different place.  A more developed strength.  My trainer is in his 30s and he's got more mojo than those young boys do any day.  It takes strength to fuck someone with your entire body for hours.  Like being in the ring of sorts. (if you're lucky a bikini clad ring girl rolls through to join you).  I'm a lazy top if you catch me with a strap on fucking.  I KNOW its hard work, and honestly a woman's body just wasn't meant for thrusting cock, it was built to bear babies or take a hard core cock pounding from a fertile sperm producing man (bisexual or lesbian orientations aside, I'm talkin about body shape and form.  I don't think I could hard fuck anyone the way I REALLY like to get fucked for hours by a man that's for sure.  I'm far too lazy for all of that, especially knowing how much easier and wonderful it is to just sit back and TAKE IT like a good woman who knows her place is on her back with her legs on your chest and shoulders.  (Ha.  I'm teasing.  Sort of). 

When I receive a gift of massive energy from a super strong guy like this one it stays in my body for a couple days and I end up blogging about it!.. Look at the girls in the Brazzers banner I have.  How could you not look at that banner? Those are straight SQUATS that she is doing all day, in heels (which arch your calves, like doing a calf raise), its no wonder why these bitches have six pack abs!  Part of the job is exercise!  Same with stripclub strippers( I been doing a stripper workout in my studio everyday to get my obliques toned like they were when I was a stripper.  And of course it's been super fun to have mirrors all over my living room and crawl around in stilettos again).

The secret to building endurance and strength lies in mastering the jump rope workout.  Wanna get good at fucking hard for hours?  The secret is in the rope.  Not JUST in tying me to the bedposts with it, but in tying me to the bedposts and pounding me til I have to beg you to stop and let me rest between orgasms to catch my breath.  And if I could just spell it out for you folks, the more orgasms I attain, the more submissive I am to your power, your skill and your spell over my body.  I become your pleasure submissive, opening as wide as possible to receive every drop of what you can give me...

If you get up to at least 10 minutes of jumping rope, there's no reason why the typical 2 day long session pleasing five escorts in your Vegas hotel suite should be like a leisurely bike ride in the park with your wife and mother in law in the springtime!  You get the point. Now get a rope.

After last night, I  have no doubt that this guy in the video above would be fun to fuck.   I am reminded of the scene in History of the World when the goddess was picking escorts for the Royal Orgy and all these soldiers marched in without pants.  She would look at their cocks and sing, yes, yes no, yes, yes, no..If it were MY ROYAL COURT on the other hand, best believe they'd have to come in jumping ropes!

The Difference Between Good Slut and Dumb Hoe

I've just finished an insatiable week of sexual adventure.  It started off with some blueberry cocaine and 2 Latino guys.  I have a weakness for 2 guys simultaneously, a fantasy that was driven into my brain by watching too much porn.  My favorite fantasy is that of being spitroasted by 2 nice and strong men.  These guys were young, not super attractive, decent enough.  They'd do for what was required.  Sometimes, in sexual adventures you just gotta take it for the WHOLE experience and not worry about the small details.  I don't get spitroasted every day!  I haven't had coked out sex in a while.  It has a specific GOOD TIRED aspect to it that I miss.  You know, the kind of tired where you have to literally stop choking on a cock and catch your fucking breath, it's that good kind of tired.  Hold on heart needs to catch up with breath.  and then you continue....mmmmm  One of the guys was kind of cute, but most importantly he TALKED to me like a dominant machismo that I knew he was.  I like getting verbally mind fucked at the same time of course, being the porno conditioned slut that I am.  I learned it from the daddies on there!

CUM IN MY MOUTH?..in a condom, YES!YES! baby YES!

So the very next day, I decide subliminally that I am going to be a drunken bar slut in downtown LA.  I have 2 white Russians and it leads my drunk ass to back to the apartment of 2 new and different Latin guys before last call.  1 of them was an asshole.  He ended up taking off his condom and shooting a load in my face to "teach me a lesson" I suppose, as opposed to thanking me for giving him the gift of such a good blow job.  Ha.  Some men (not you of course) can be so lame.  I felt like I was riding a positive wave after my first 2 guys that I would continue to ride that wave with the next 2 that I stumbled into.  NOT.  Too bad too.  A SLUT says yes.  A slut is EASY.  Easy should be rewarded, not punished.  It shouldn't be this hard to be easy guys!  I thought if I could remember where this dude's apartment was I would throw a shit pie in his face when he answered the door!  Non Consensual money shots are asshole maneuvers, please make a NOTE to self in case you didn't know, I'm here to tell you it is NOT COOL.  This is what all those SLUT WALK marches are about, in case you were wondering.  When experiences like this happen it just seems like you can never win.  If you give it up, ignorant men will call you a "dumb hoe", if you don't then these same ignorant men will call you a "dumb bitch!" I know it does NOT have to be that way at all! I am all for dignified SLUT and dignified WHORE experiences at all times!  I get to pee on heads and empty old menstrual blood all over the head of my submissives but I assure you they knew exactly what was happening before, during and after the act of fluid sharing occurred.  Consensual.  Lovely. 

Well, I AM a seasoned professional and so I dealt with the situation with grace and quickness, not losing pace and quickly making my way to his bathroom to clean my pretty face.  "How was the view?" asked the 24 year old cousin asked me because we apparently went to the fire escape to fuck.  "I don't know", I could have answered,"I am waasted and your dumb cousin shot a load in my eye."  Younger cousin was extremely CUTE.  I was excited to fuck him.  I thought nothing of forgetting about the incident between me and the other tool and his disrespect of me.  We had delicious raunchy drunk girl on a small kitchen couch corner sex.  I busted my jiz all over his hard young cock.  "Someone busted a load all over me." he laughed.  I don't remember much about the evening, but I do remember cute cousin saying that there.  I fantasize about it when I have masturbated since.  I tried to hug the first dick, but he shrunk back from hugging me like I was dirty.  What an asshole.  He has SO MUCH to learn about how to treat sluts and whores.  We are goddesses!  I LOVE fucking all the guys in the room.  It turns me on.  I am the queen, no single guy's nut could phase the actual power that I have when I reign queen on all dicks there!  (((Maniacal Laugh)))

It shouldn't be this hard to be EASY!

So the NEXT DAY after my second threesome in a row, I decide that a DIGNIFIED SLUT experience was not only POSSIBLE. It was necessary! I KNEW that I didn't have to be treated that way and that I didn't deserve it, and what better way to take away the sting of bullshit than "replacement therapy" (replacing negative experiences with positive ones!) So I drive to Palm Springs, my favorite naked hot springs desert get away. First off there is a place called Living Waters Spa that I go to to get my battery recharged in that non sexual sort of nudist way that I ALSO cherish. I do yoga by the pool there while the sun sets over the San Bernadino Desert Mountains and it is the most glorious feeling. They kick out the day use spa folks at 5pm anyway. I'm planning to fuel up with a nice dinner and then get ready to find some hotties to fuck at Sea mountain the local Desert Hot Springs swinger hotel. I had been there before, SIX years ago. (I didn't know it had been 6 years) The first time I visited, a hot couple from some other country devoured me. The woman was in her 50s but she was so youthful. Orgasms keep you young. Keep em cumming. The first people I see is a young couple 24 and 29 in robes eating Dominoes pizza (bleah). They are friendly. Swinger banter is the funniest shit ever because now that "ulterior motive friendly" kind of banter that is usually limited to MEN at bars is now being chatted in our ear by a man AND a woman. Ulterior motive friendly banter which is really just sizing you up as fuckable or not. And how soon. I was pretty straight forward. I had done this enough times to know that once I commited to being in the space the rest would be history. I still don't feel in my element in play spaces, I prefer being pounced on. I like to be the pleasure coy slut submissive. I pretend that I don't know anything. Like Little Red Ridinghood. LOL. When the girlfriend was getting fucked by her boyfriend she looked so sexy. She had never been with a girl before me and you would NEVER be able to tell by how skillfully she was eating my pussy.

maybe I'll wear this & try my luck!

The HIGHLIGHT of my trip was when her and her man SHARED my pussy while the resort staff woman asked if I wanted another margarita! LOL I felt like "Mo Champagne Mr.For-tay?" (obscure 90s rap reference) Then an Indian guy and his blonde bombshell nymphomaniac swinger wife jumped in the tub with us and after a very small bit of ulterior motive convo we were all fucking and sharing each other. It was mostly girl sharing but I did get the girl's boyfriend to cum in my pussy with a condom. I liked fucking him too. I do remember it. Just like I remember how good it was to be fucked by the 24 year old on the kitchen couch in Koreatown the other night. Me and the blonde made this 24 yo cum together. I had my fingers in her pussy and blondie licked her clit. She was leaning back for support on her boyfriend. He played with her tits and I flicked my tongue over them while I finger banged her. To NOT CUM during all of that stimulation would be pretty impossible I'd think! I used my favorite way to start a threesome line, which introduces the blowjob trick I learned from Cassandra Cruz. "My porn star friend taught me how to share a COCK like they do in porn! Wanna try it??" Whew. Heavenly moments at Sea Mountain. The two nude resorts are totally different from each other but they fulfill me in different ways. I don't know WHY THE FUCK I waited 6 years to go to Sea Mountain. I cannot wait to return.