Summer means Wetness and Rooftops, Debauchery and Heat

Bevery Hills

While we bask in the PERFECT Los Angeles 70 degree summer, our friends in New York and Chicago are all dripping sweat in the humid 110 degree heat. Sigh. Oh Well. Sunday's Rooftop party at the Beverly Kimpton was awesome. I have never been on the rooftop of the hotel (though I HAVE been in the rooms! They are very unique and the hallways have awesome contemporary art pieces) They have a 360 degree view of the Beverly Hills, Culver City area and it is magnificent. It reminded me again of the beauty of even the city landscapes of LA! I got there late, so the only guys I got to talk to were the hot Latin poolboy, who took this picture. LOL Did I tell you about my Latin service guy fetish? He was the FIRST man to approach me AND the most charming, AND fine young 20 something...LOL That's what makes me fall in love with service guys like that over and over again. When you work in a service profession like I do, it is soooo super flattering when a guy acts cordial or polite WITHOUT having to be asked. (I know its their jobs! But when they're all fucking young and sexy asking me if they can help me, i get WEAK.)

Desert Hot Springs clothing optional poolside

I wanted to ask for his number so i could send him a copy of this pic and my number, but I think I will try to find him next Sunday, where they will have another poolparty. I plan to get there earlier and bring my bikini and get WET. Wanna come along? ! I'm an outdoor girl, I love nature and, as you know I love boutique hotels with nice sheets, nice pools and a nice pool party area! They have outdoor movies at the W HOtel on Hollywood Blvd from 5-10:30 that I would love to join you for cocktails and a movie first. I am the real deal, full companion experience. I have a gift of connecting with MOST people. (of course there will always be some you cannot penetrate...), I will make sure that we have a great time inside and outside your hotel room. IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF YOU GOT A ROOM at EITHER of these places, W Hotel Hollywood or Beverly Hills Kimpton. Bring your swimsuit. Let's get WET.

Standard Hotel Downtown Pool Party!

Call me to book a date soon! Before we know it pool parties done, days getting shorter, etc etc.

NEW *Hot* like Summer VIDEO! Timeless Art of Exotic Dancing

video by Black Moon Photography...2011

I miss exotic dancing. I LOVE music. I LOVE to dance. When I am not doing stripper moves on a cheap motel bed on camera, you can find me on a dance floor anywhere they are playing deep house music like the one in this video...I LOVE a man who really appreciates the art of exotic dancing and lapdancing. I love wearing my stripper heels and rubbing my ass on you, feeling your enthusiasm grow with every move I make. I love grinding my hips, slamming my ass into your fly, doing my doggy-style move, begging it to just pop open and finish me off for real! If you request a private dance show and tell me you're into this, I'd be more than happy to oblige. Years before I was ready to be an escort, I was a REAL private dancer (like the Tina Turner song sings about!) in San Francisco. I would bring a rope light and a boom box (pre ipod era, folks, imagine!) to hotel rooms and actually do a show similar to the one in this video, no joke. My clients loved it, I loved it, it was an amazing venture, my first independent adult business. Bachelor parties too. I fucking LOVE working a good bachelor party. To be that bitch who is harnessing the libido of 40 men in a room is an amazing feeling. Maybe it's like scoring a touchdown for a football player or something, something phenomenal. It is the feeling of being a QUEEN BEE. You could only understand if you've been there. You walk out of the house with a suitcase full of money and an ego that glistens off of your being for miles. As you are walking out, all the guys are thanking you AND your driver for showing them a GREAT time. Someone book me for one of these. I would LOVE to do one again soon.

GLAD to be in LA again! HOME! BED! HOME!

For 2 weeks I left my car at my trusty friend and occasional driver Bill's house in Santa Monica, leaving the automobile world ofconvenience and flexibility of scheduling. I would be using the subways and busses in Chicago and New York City, in cities where most people claimed that you "didn't need a car." I had visited both before and indeed chose to take public transportation during the summer months in years past, so this concept wasn't new to me. I've also had to do this in LA for short periods of time when my car was being repaired but I never knew how much I prefer the convenience and luxury of a car until this last trip to NYC. In Chicago the weather fluctuated a whopping 30 degrees from 95 and humid hot to 65 and rainy gray! I thought that I had brought the wrong clothes, but it seemed that i had, in my overstuffed huge suitcase enough outfits for hot, cold and being fabulous/stage time in both cities.(I am cabaret singer and stage performer in my other life)

NYC was the most exhausting. I was staying in Brooklyn and most of the things I was doing were located in Manhattan. Some nights it took me almost 2 hours to get back to where I was staying. If I lived here, I would be seeking out the apartment of some lover in Manhattan where I would have an extra key to sleep and eat at, change clothes, relax and GET AWAY from all the masses of people in the heart of the city, make a home cooked meal. I'm a nester, I need to nest in a homely environment. I like to relax, do things on my computer, change my clothes in private spaces, not in public bathrooms or cafes and parks. I would love to stay at my Manhattan boyfriend's house and be there waiting to give him a special incall appt in exchange for his hospitality, a short quick cab ride from his office, an extended lunch rondevous. I had one such encounter with a lovely divorced sales man who lived in luxury condo near Times Square. I was hoping it was going to be an all day all night thing but it was still fun.

I love to watch internet porn and make myself cum in my own bedroom/hotel room at least once a day, if I can. The worst thing about staying at friend's houses is the lack of privacy. Self pleasure is neglected so once I get in my own hotel room, the first thing I do is test out the bed for us by getting myself off! Yes, the first person that cums on the hotel bed is ALWAYS me, FYI. It seems like New Yorkers are used to doing 3-4 tasks/appts a day on the subway for 8-12 hours a day. This was an interesting experiment to see if I could still work and exist at the same pace, but without my car. It is nothing short of exhausting! But, I am also a tourist at the same time, so I pack my days with lots and lots of stuff.

NYC and Chicago are definitely changes of pace for me and having just returned from both trips networking successful contacts and opportunities for my future art and performing career, it may be quite possible that I have planted seeds for my return hopefully before the end of 2011. I am thinking August for Chicago and sometime in the brrr winter for NYC. I like the Chicago accent, and the broad shoulders of the guys in the Midwest. I like how the girls seem to be tougher cuz they have to shovel snow off of driveways on their own, and how polite and humble some of the guys appear to be. Extremely sexy, all of the above.

New York has a lot of younger men who are making money in the finnancial industries. In California, most of the guys I meet that are under 30 and making enough money to pay the regular rates of an escort are those that make their disposable income by growing or selling marijuana! What a refreshing change. When I was in my twenties, I was 2 years into an amazing stripping career in San Francisco

and loving my life single with no children, empowered and free (idealizing some kind of happiness with a 24 year old pot grower). (kind of like I am now, many years later as an escort, minus the loser boyfriend!). I would say that most of the clients I met in NYC were successful dates. Exactly what I needed, in different ways, sweet guys who were very understanding about my need to screen them for safety. There had been TWO attacks from men posing as clients in Manhattan hotel rooms through friends' on my Facebook and I wasn't going to take any chances letting some stranger in my room while I was there. My one hotel deal that I scored in downtown Manhattan was my day to hit the town: a film opening at the MOMA and a cocktail reception at the Gershwin Hotel. I made some money earlier that day so I allowed myself a cab ride across town! No subways means I can wear my heels! The hotel was near the 42nd St station and admisdt the massive sea of heads and bodies that is Times Square. This familiar mass of people is often filmed in Hollywood movies. This part of New York reminds me of Bangkok, Thailand. I suppose LA has just as many people, but they are all in cars and that's where our traffic comes from.

Last year, I was absolutely positive that I could up and move to the big apple and this year, I am less hasty. I live a comfortable and sweet life in LA. I love my big apartment, love the sunny weather, love my own car, love that I know how to make my escort phone ring consistently enough to be comfortable here. I have been in LA for 6 years. It is indeed time for a change, but perhaps seasonal moves to other cities might be in the works within the year. .

I made a point to go to the Museum of Sex again this year while in Manhattan. The same animal sex exhibit was on display, which was at first disappointing because it was the same display as last year, but still as equally informative and entertaining as it was last year. I love to hear about dolphin orgies and the presence of prostitution (male bonobo exchanging sugar cane for SEX shown in this photo) and bisexuality in the bonobo primate communities! Birds and bees and bonobo chimpanzees do it! let's do it! let's fall in LOVE! I love the Museum of Sex. Did you know that dolphins insert their penises in each other's blow holes and that deers have threesomes? "that's NOT natural" has a whole different meaning once you view this permanent exhibition. I guarantee it.

Chicago Mission Accomplished

I did a week long intensive at the famous Second City Improv Theatre School this last week. It was a wonderful and amazing experience! I learned sooo much about improv and acting (which I don't have that much experience with) Second City is the place where lots of SNL cast members are graduates from. (John Candy, Tina Fey, Mike Meyers, more...). During this week, I learned how most of the sketches on SAturday Night Live come directly from exercises formed at Second City. Many writers who wrote for Second City were later writers for SNL. We watched footage of sketches from the early 90s which sounds EXACTLY like it was written for Phil Hartman but stars another unknown actor doing the same character. Improv is amazing, intelligent and challenging. It keeps you on your toes and forces you to listen extremely hard to the other people in the scene. And it is funny of course, crazy and unpredictable because most improv pulls random suggestions from the audience (different places, words, time periods, etc) to incorporate into their skits. So, no I don't really want to do stand up comedy, but I want to be a performer in a Second City type of ensemble, and Chicago would be the PLACE where I could have a shot at it somehow. It seems like the type of city that embraces folks that do not fit in the mold, LA is the type of city that only embraces the mainstream, unless your way of not fitting into the mold has been made mainstream (like 'alternative rock' music).

This marks the third time I've been to Chicago and yet it feels all new again. People here still drink pop from the pop machine! Chicago is a huge city where people live in high rises stacked on top of each other or in a row of Victorian homes on a tree lined street. Oprah chose a high rise! (a huge one apparently, isolated on one side of the Lake). Chicago has seemingly affordable rent, awful cold snowy weather most of the year, but a nice and peaceful Great Lake to go boating or exploring on someone's yacht! I didn't really have time to do much else besides go to class and some social activity at night with friends to destress. I didn't even end up working but once because I would have to wake up at "normal people" hours to get to class on public transportation. There was a 24 hour Starbucks right where I was taking class! We don't even have one of those in LA. After 11pm, the only chance you have of getting a latte would be if you pressed a button on a gas station coffee machine!

I had an amazing time in the Windy City once again. I noticed that rent was seemingly comprable to parts of LA. It's just that the weather is freezing snow on the ground blue in your face cold 8 months out of the year. I miss working and seeing clients! I'm now in NYC resting. Looking forward to working more in the big Apple. Hopefully it will be just as great as it was last year!

CHICAGO-NYC HERE I COME!

jenna is officially on tour. After I hit the send button I am off to LAX for a 2 week tour to the MIdwest and NYC. I'm going to Chicago to study comedy improv at The famous Second City theatre where Mike Meyers, Dan Akroyd, Tina Fey and more got their starts. Can you IMAGINE how much funnier I will be when you spend time with me? LOL is right buddy. I'm all about having a good time in every way possible! (See Laughter is the Key to a Woman's Vagina). I have an incall space in Chicago, but I am only available from 7pm-11pm every evening! Or that's what I am thinking so far. We'll see. Maybe I'll be powered by the city and charge straight to class from a 4am date with you! Wired and stumbling into class in an evening outfit at 9am always makes for good laughs. I am ready to have a good time, are you??

BlackMoon Photography May 2011

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Fave New Hat in Better Light! Hot right?

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I'm ready for my big hard Brazzers dude to pound me til I gush water all over the bed and can't walk straight tomorrow! LOL Look at this porn lighting set up! (One soft box, it's not a brilliant secret). But unconsciously I chose a FISHNET top for my shoot today...hmmm influenced by my hot new banner to the right that I just installed? Very likely.

Don'tcha Wish Ur Girlfriend Was HOT LIKE ME??

So I finally got to go to my FIRST Dodger game since living in LA! Yay! Well, they lost but it was still really exciting! I've wanted to go to a baseball game for years but it's just something that you kind of have to wait for someone to take you to, as its kind of a lonely thing to do by yourself for 3 hours...and as you know, being the girl with no television its an XTRA special treat to see a LIVE game and have my date pay $13 for my beer!
I made him buy me a Dodger hat too, which I am PROUDLY modeling! I told him that it was a nice thing to do and I would remember it for the rest of my life, and it was true. My first Dodger game? Of course!

Hey, I love my Giants, and we're supposed to hate LA but fuck it, I live here and I don't really support how San Francisco folks are supposed to HATE LA and all things LA. Most people from SF who say that have only been to Venice Beach, Disneyland and one whack Hollywood club in their lives anyway. It was pretty clear that they were going to lose by the 8th inning, but since I was pretty much a tourist and we got there pretty late, we stayed til the bitter end. We bought some pretty good tickets from a scalper and the weather for the game was warm 80 degree almost summer weather.

After the game we headed to Sam's Hof Brau so I could floss my former stripper confidence in the local down home strip joint in downtown. I started out as a stripper for 3 years before moving UP into starting my own businesses in the adult industry.

Sam's is a casual working class guy environment, which I prefer to the fake upperclass environment of some of the Gentleman's clubs with their suited up bouncers with earpieces like they work for the FBI. I've wanted to visit Sam's for a while too cuz I was looking for a club that I could drop in and shake my ass on stage at whenever the escort biz got slow. Sam's could be that kind of club for me I thought. But, when I'm not working as a stripper on stage and I'm given the opportunity to pull off ones and drop them on hot sexy dancers courtesy of my date, I sit front and stage center and WAIT for a bi-girl to get wind of my presence or even some hot opportunistic "gay for pay" dancer would also do fine as a stand in (hey, it's a fantasy so I don't care what your orientation really is for this next 45 seconds, just make it HOT...) In my experience, most of the dancers are bisexual, lesbian, bi-curious or gay for pay. Rarely will a hetero stripper turn down money, but there's an energy and a connection that I can FEEL from a girl who really likes girls. When I was a stripper, I loooved dancing for women and couples, as I do now. I would rush over to them and introduce myself as SOON as I spotted them, selling them on the fact that I was really bi and great with couples.

Our lucky girl crawled over to us and I watched her do the famous stripper wrap of her legs around his head and I took up the moment to slide my hands around her thighs so I could hold them back in perfect position to get dicked down nice and hard, bouncing her legs back to the music, TOTALLY LOST in some porno threesome scene where I was being the good helper, holding the other hot girl's legs back so she could get pounded by a good hard cock. Yes, a great fantasy moment for ALL indeed.

This is an experience that I can and would GLADLY repeat again and again, if you would like to take me to a Dodger game and a strip club afterwards, we could have a repeat of a pretty easy hot date which ends in your hotel room or secret rendez-vous condo apartment. Hopefully you have room for our new stripper friend in your bed! ;0

LAUGHTER is the key to a woman's..vagina..

thank you (music) jimmy fallon...for giving me a brand new crush on the beauty, charm and talent of the male species :)))

You might think that this is CRAZY but I am mostly an internet (wifi signal?) dependent and not a TV/movie dependent. My cable bill pays for the internet and doesn't even program a rich array of blockbuster movies to the flatscreen TV that I don't have. I'm working on that part. I see their plasma screens stare at me everywhere I go: Costco, Radio Shack, Best Buy...beckoning buy me buy me.

But I haven't yet. I definitely wanted to buy/borrow one for the month that the Summer Olympics were on but didn't even do that! Cable TV and films would take away from my other time wasting activities like twitter, Facebook and FREE PORN SITES online! LOL. Besides, what can you get on TV that you can't get on hulu or netflix streaming? A few things are missed like when the Giants, from my hometown San Francisco won the world series, or when the tsunami hit. or the tornado. or the coming Alien invasion!

This by no means that if you would like to buy me a flat screen plasma for my bedroom as a donation because you work at a certain place or know "certain people" that I would EVER turn such a gracious donation down!

I'd invite you over to my personal bedroom (after you installed my new TV to the wallmount of course!) to take off all of our clothes, jump into my luxurious bed and prepare to show you just how grateful I am...by snuggling up and watching Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon! LOL! But you SAID you wanted a girlfriend experience right??

So, long story short, I really JUST discovered Jimmy Fallon THIS YEAR! I know. I guess I saw him on the newer cast of SNL from the last 3 years and thought he was hot with his scraggly haircut and his perfect Spanish fluency in the newscast with Tina Fey. (I LOVE SPANISH SPEAKERS! ay ay mas por favor...)

I have watched a bunch of his stuff from his SNL cute boyish twenties comedian period to his current semi-conservative Late Night with Jimmy Fallon persona which has all the confines of real and major broadcast sell out shenanigans like plugging totally unfunny and uninteresting NBC spots and shows without making it entirely obvious the way Ellen does. He does it well. he does a lot of things well, INCLUDING impersonate my PREVIOUS imaginary future husband Adam Sandler! OMG the best!

My weakness is charming, talented, cute faced, FUNNY, chivalrous, romantic, sexual MEN.

Jimmy is way better looking than Adam Sandler even! And younger! Do I sound like I'm in high school again? Guys like that make me feel sort of AGELESS cuz I'm still watching SNL and pining in a teenage girl dream way to marry the funniest cutest guy on there? Perhaps. I can dream to have my VERY OWN idiot boyfriend! oh wait, I HAVE had a BUNCH of idiot boyfriends! No more! Except, NONE of them played the guitar and sang charming songs about how lame they were of course...and yea, i know Fallon has a real wife. Jenna Bie is NOT deterred by wedding rings, case you didn't know how we operate here. LOL

I'm really glad that Fallon is teamed up with The Legendary Roots Crew, my favorite LIVE hip hop soul band of all time to be the official band of the show!

Again, I know I'm super late on this bandwagon, but that's what happens when you stay GLUED to a Facebook wall for 3 years instead of a TV!

Maybe my next client will work with and know jimmy fallon personally...and somehow we will meet somewhere...i'll win some comedy improv scholarship or something and shake his hand for a second or maybe I'll get even LUCKIER than that and I'll get to be his IGFE (idiot girlfriend experience).

Men like YOU make me LOVE my job!

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Where did the months of 2011 go??

Hello out there...

I've been neglecting my blog, but I am still around, working and available in LA for all my escort and domme clients. It's been 3 months now officially independent and in February I made a business move to get on ErosLA's VIP section and have so far not been too impressed. Most of the people who have called me have been elaborate scammers who have gone so far as to fake their credentials, Four Season King Suite hotel reservations and law firm employment website. Thank GOD for Twitter's timeline which is ranked high in google searches, because as I googled Mr. Stanton Lawry's phone number (the second one that he called me from, not the first) I found that another provider had tweeted a complaint about him being a fake so I was immediately able to confront him while he was on the phone. He hung up on me promptly and I tweeted his phone numbers and name so that other providers who are smart enough to do this simple screening technique could also avoid him.

My dear Gentlemen and boys:

I am not a newbie.

I am no longer a deer in the headlights whenever I can help it and I pride myself on being able to screen my clients without evading their privacy or security because I HATE wasting my time and energy on men who wish to STEAL energy or other gifts that I give my deserving clientele. I have learned this business the hard way indeed in many cases, so if I ask you certain questions please RESPECT your providers NEED FOR SAFETY and either understand this need or perhaps try a streetwalker. (but I bet she has a pimp nearby that she is texting for HER safety too). You can find me on naughty reviews, Eros VIP and in Redbook this month. I haven't advertised on Eros since 2009 because I found that it could be a wasted investment unless you were faithful every month and I just don't have $300 to donate without an immediate return. You have to be on your screening game that's what I am finding so far! I hope that a real VIP client is out there somewhere, but for all you girls are on "lower class" sites like backpage.com (the new craigslist) please know that I found my last sugar daddy lawyer client from a simple post on there and have found numerous high dollar clients through craigslist before that or via my previous agency who never advertised on Eros, to my knowledge. That picture above is a photo I took with my phone from his condo window, the best Christmas I've had in a while! All from a mere $20 something investment in backpage, minus the VIP title and pricing, the best $20 i've spent in this business so far..