The Secret is in mastering THE ROPE

What is the difference between a good FUCK with an average man and a G@*D FUCK with a man with boxing training??  I was able to find out the difference this weekend.  And WOW.  It's like doing donuts in a Porsche Carrera after commuting in a Honda Prelude.  He's one of my new favorite guys now and I give him my super Girlfriend experience cuz he is just THAT GOOD.  Its especially cute because he can barely speak English, but it's that part of it that ALSO turns me on actually.  I make him talk to me...in Spanish of course, but English as well.  "I want to make you cumming." he says...And, You must have known about my preference for Latino pool boys/waiters/busboys/bartenders/valets??  Well, this guy is a personal trainer who used to be a professional boxer.   Since I take martial arts and part of our workouts are jumping rope and punching a heavy bag I have gained a first hand appreciation for the STRENGTH and ENDURANCE the average fighter has to be in to not only think they can win BUT think that they could survive in the ring without passing out in fatigue!  Fighting is harder than fucking everyone, WAY HARDER than your dick gets when it sees porn stars in the hotel lobby at Vegas. Really.  Jumping rope is also much harder than it looks, or havent you already tried to work it into your work outs and shelved the rope back where you found it cuz jogging on a treadmill watching X Factor was much easier.


When I first started to try to jump rope I couldn't do it like a boxer, only like a little girl on the schoolyard with high knees and awkward jumping that served nothing for my cardiovascular!  Now that I proudly can jump rope like a boxer for one minute intervals I feel accomplished.  When I first started the rope would be tripping over my feet and I'd have to just pretend jump rope while everyone else in class did it!   I am so motivated lately that I might even go to the sporting goods store and get me a rope to improve on this skill because I now understand even more how it helps to burn your fat.  I'd be super proud if I could get my time up to 5 minutes!  Most boxers need to be able to do this for at least 15 minutes as well as other skills like making the rope go double or triple under and other fancy skipping like the guy in the video above.   All the up and down movements that shake that jelly roll also help to jiggle it away apparently.  Even jumping on a trampoline everyday is supposed to help.  Well, jump rope is cheap, it's old school and Muhammed Ali didn't knock it so it must be worth trying.  

Okay, back to the story about fucking my trainer.  His body is like that of a middle weight boxer and the way he FUCKS is with endurance and strength like I've never experienced, even in those 23 year old young bucks that I love to fuck with because they have such endless youthful energy.  This sexual energy comes from a different place.  A more developed strength.  My trainer is in his 30s and he's got more mojo than those young boys do any day.  It takes strength to fuck someone with your entire body for hours.  Like being in the ring of sorts. (if you're lucky a bikini clad ring girl rolls through to join you).  I'm a lazy top if you catch me with a strap on fucking.  I KNOW its hard work, and honestly a woman's body just wasn't meant for thrusting cock, it was built to bear babies or take a hard core cock pounding from a fertile sperm producing man (bisexual or lesbian orientations aside, I'm talkin about body shape and form.  I don't think I could hard fuck anyone the way I REALLY like to get fucked for hours by a man that's for sure.  I'm far too lazy for all of that, especially knowing how much easier and wonderful it is to just sit back and TAKE IT like a good woman who knows her place is on her back with her legs on your chest and shoulders.  (Ha.  I'm teasing.  Sort of). 

When I receive a gift of massive energy from a super strong guy like this one it stays in my body for a couple days and I end up blogging about it!.. Look at the girls in the Brazzers banner I have.  How could you not look at that banner? Those are straight SQUATS that she is doing all day, in heels (which arch your calves, like doing a calf raise), its no wonder why these bitches have six pack abs!  Part of the job is exercise!  Same with stripclub strippers( I been doing a stripper workout in my studio everyday to get my obliques toned like they were when I was a stripper.  And of course it's been super fun to have mirrors all over my living room and crawl around in stilettos again).

The secret to building endurance and strength lies in mastering the jump rope workout.  Wanna get good at fucking hard for hours?  The secret is in the rope.  Not JUST in tying me to the bedposts with it, but in tying me to the bedposts and pounding me til I have to beg you to stop and let me rest between orgasms to catch my breath.  And if I could just spell it out for you folks, the more orgasms I attain, the more submissive I am to your power, your skill and your spell over my body.  I become your pleasure submissive, opening as wide as possible to receive every drop of what you can give me...

If you get up to at least 10 minutes of jumping rope, there's no reason why the typical 2 day long session pleasing five escorts in your Vegas hotel suite should be like a leisurely bike ride in the park with your wife and mother in law in the springtime!  You get the point. Now get a rope.

After last night, I  have no doubt that this guy in the video above would be fun to fuck.   I am reminded of the scene in History of the World when the goddess was picking escorts for the Royal Orgy and all these soldiers marched in without pants.  She would look at their cocks and sing, yes, yes no, yes, yes, no..If it were MY ROYAL COURT on the other hand, best believe they'd have to come in jumping ropes!

The Difference Between Good Slut and Dumb Hoe

I've just finished an insatiable week of sexual adventure.  It started off with some blueberry cocaine and 2 Latino guys.  I have a weakness for 2 guys simultaneously, a fantasy that was driven into my brain by watching too much porn.  My favorite fantasy is that of being spitroasted by 2 nice and strong men.  These guys were young, not super attractive, decent enough.  They'd do for what was required.  Sometimes, in sexual adventures you just gotta take it for the WHOLE experience and not worry about the small details.  I don't get spitroasted every day!  I haven't had coked out sex in a while.  It has a specific GOOD TIRED aspect to it that I miss.  You know, the kind of tired where you have to literally stop choking on a cock and catch your fucking breath, it's that good kind of tired.  Hold on heart needs to catch up with breath.  and then you continue....mmmmm  One of the guys was kind of cute, but most importantly he TALKED to me like a dominant machismo that I knew he was.  I like getting verbally mind fucked at the same time of course, being the porno conditioned slut that I am.  I learned it from the daddies on there!

CUM IN MY MOUTH?..in a condom, YES!YES! baby YES!

So the very next day, I decide subliminally that I am going to be a drunken bar slut in downtown LA.  I have 2 white Russians and it leads my drunk ass to back to the apartment of 2 new and different Latin guys before last call.  1 of them was an asshole.  He ended up taking off his condom and shooting a load in my face to "teach me a lesson" I suppose, as opposed to thanking me for giving him the gift of such a good blow job.  Ha.  Some men (not you of course) can be so lame.  I felt like I was riding a positive wave after my first 2 guys that I would continue to ride that wave with the next 2 that I stumbled into.  NOT.  Too bad too.  A SLUT says yes.  A slut is EASY.  Easy should be rewarded, not punished.  It shouldn't be this hard to be easy guys!  I thought if I could remember where this dude's apartment was I would throw a shit pie in his face when he answered the door!  Non Consensual money shots are asshole maneuvers, please make a NOTE to self in case you didn't know, I'm here to tell you it is NOT COOL.  This is what all those SLUT WALK marches are about, in case you were wondering.  When experiences like this happen it just seems like you can never win.  If you give it up, ignorant men will call you a "dumb hoe", if you don't then these same ignorant men will call you a "dumb bitch!" I know it does NOT have to be that way at all! I am all for dignified SLUT and dignified WHORE experiences at all times!  I get to pee on heads and empty old menstrual blood all over the head of my submissives but I assure you they knew exactly what was happening before, during and after the act of fluid sharing occurred.  Consensual.  Lovely. 

Well, I AM a seasoned professional and so I dealt with the situation with grace and quickness, not losing pace and quickly making my way to his bathroom to clean my pretty face.  "How was the view?" asked the 24 year old cousin asked me because we apparently went to the fire escape to fuck.  "I don't know", I could have answered,"I am waasted and your dumb cousin shot a load in my eye."  Younger cousin was extremely CUTE.  I was excited to fuck him.  I thought nothing of forgetting about the incident between me and the other tool and his disrespect of me.  We had delicious raunchy drunk girl on a small kitchen couch corner sex.  I busted my jiz all over his hard young cock.  "Someone busted a load all over me." he laughed.  I don't remember much about the evening, but I do remember cute cousin saying that there.  I fantasize about it when I have masturbated since.  I tried to hug the first dick, but he shrunk back from hugging me like I was dirty.  What an asshole.  He has SO MUCH to learn about how to treat sluts and whores.  We are goddesses!  I LOVE fucking all the guys in the room.  It turns me on.  I am the queen, no single guy's nut could phase the actual power that I have when I reign queen on all dicks there!  (((Maniacal Laugh)))

It shouldn't be this hard to be EASY!

So the NEXT DAY after my second threesome in a row, I decide that a DIGNIFIED SLUT experience was not only POSSIBLE. It was necessary! I KNEW that I didn't have to be treated that way and that I didn't deserve it, and what better way to take away the sting of bullshit than "replacement therapy" (replacing negative experiences with positive ones!) So I drive to Palm Springs, my favorite naked hot springs desert get away. First off there is a place called Living Waters Spa that I go to to get my battery recharged in that non sexual sort of nudist way that I ALSO cherish. I do yoga by the pool there while the sun sets over the San Bernadino Desert Mountains and it is the most glorious feeling. They kick out the day use spa folks at 5pm anyway. I'm planning to fuel up with a nice dinner and then get ready to find some hotties to fuck at Sea mountain the local Desert Hot Springs swinger hotel. I had been there before, SIX years ago. (I didn't know it had been 6 years) The first time I visited, a hot couple from some other country devoured me. The woman was in her 50s but she was so youthful. Orgasms keep you young. Keep em cumming. The first people I see is a young couple 24 and 29 in robes eating Dominoes pizza (bleah). They are friendly. Swinger banter is the funniest shit ever because now that "ulterior motive friendly" kind of banter that is usually limited to MEN at bars is now being chatted in our ear by a man AND a woman. Ulterior motive friendly banter which is really just sizing you up as fuckable or not. And how soon. I was pretty straight forward. I had done this enough times to know that once I commited to being in the space the rest would be history. I still don't feel in my element in play spaces, I prefer being pounced on. I like to be the pleasure coy slut submissive. I pretend that I don't know anything. Like Little Red Ridinghood. LOL. When the girlfriend was getting fucked by her boyfriend she looked so sexy. She had never been with a girl before me and you would NEVER be able to tell by how skillfully she was eating my pussy.

maybe I'll wear this & try my luck!

The HIGHLIGHT of my trip was when her and her man SHARED my pussy while the resort staff woman asked if I wanted another margarita! LOL I felt like "Mo Champagne Mr.For-tay?" (obscure 90s rap reference) Then an Indian guy and his blonde bombshell nymphomaniac swinger wife jumped in the tub with us and after a very small bit of ulterior motive convo we were all fucking and sharing each other. It was mostly girl sharing but I did get the girl's boyfriend to cum in my pussy with a condom. I liked fucking him too. I do remember it. Just like I remember how good it was to be fucked by the 24 year old on the kitchen couch in Koreatown the other night. Me and the blonde made this 24 yo cum together. I had my fingers in her pussy and blondie licked her clit. She was leaning back for support on her boyfriend. He played with her tits and I flicked my tongue over them while I finger banged her. To NOT CUM during all of that stimulation would be pretty impossible I'd think! I used my favorite way to start a threesome line, which introduces the blowjob trick I learned from Cassandra Cruz. "My porn star friend taught me how to share a COCK like they do in porn! Wanna try it??" Whew. Heavenly moments at Sea Mountain. The two nude resorts are totally different from each other but they fulfill me in different ways. I don't know WHY THE FUCK I waited 6 years to go to Sea Mountain. I cannot wait to return.

Summer means Wetness and Rooftops, Debauchery and Heat

Bevery Hills

While we bask in the PERFECT Los Angeles 70 degree summer, our friends in New York and Chicago are all dripping sweat in the humid 110 degree heat. Sigh. Oh Well. Sunday's Rooftop party at the Beverly Kimpton was awesome. I have never been on the rooftop of the hotel (though I HAVE been in the rooms! They are very unique and the hallways have awesome contemporary art pieces) They have a 360 degree view of the Beverly Hills, Culver City area and it is magnificent. It reminded me again of the beauty of even the city landscapes of LA! I got there late, so the only guys I got to talk to were the hot Latin poolboy, who took this picture. LOL Did I tell you about my Latin service guy fetish? He was the FIRST man to approach me AND the most charming, AND fine young 20 something...LOL That's what makes me fall in love with service guys like that over and over again. When you work in a service profession like I do, it is soooo super flattering when a guy acts cordial or polite WITHOUT having to be asked. (I know its their jobs! But when they're all fucking young and sexy asking me if they can help me, i get WEAK.)

Desert Hot Springs clothing optional poolside

I wanted to ask for his number so i could send him a copy of this pic and my number, but I think I will try to find him next Sunday, where they will have another poolparty. I plan to get there earlier and bring my bikini and get WET. Wanna come along? ! I'm an outdoor girl, I love nature and, as you know I love boutique hotels with nice sheets, nice pools and a nice pool party area! They have outdoor movies at the W HOtel on Hollywood Blvd from 5-10:30 that I would love to join you for cocktails and a movie first. I am the real deal, full companion experience. I have a gift of connecting with MOST people. (of course there will always be some you cannot penetrate...), I will make sure that we have a great time inside and outside your hotel room. IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF YOU GOT A ROOM at EITHER of these places, W Hotel Hollywood or Beverly Hills Kimpton. Bring your swimsuit. Let's get WET.

Standard Hotel Downtown Pool Party!

Call me to book a date soon! Before we know it pool parties done, days getting shorter, etc etc.

NEW *Hot* like Summer VIDEO! Timeless Art of Exotic Dancing

video by Black Moon Photography...2011

I miss exotic dancing. I LOVE music. I LOVE to dance. When I am not doing stripper moves on a cheap motel bed on camera, you can find me on a dance floor anywhere they are playing deep house music like the one in this video...I LOVE a man who really appreciates the art of exotic dancing and lapdancing. I love wearing my stripper heels and rubbing my ass on you, feeling your enthusiasm grow with every move I make. I love grinding my hips, slamming my ass into your fly, doing my doggy-style move, begging it to just pop open and finish me off for real! If you request a private dance show and tell me you're into this, I'd be more than happy to oblige. Years before I was ready to be an escort, I was a REAL private dancer (like the Tina Turner song sings about!) in San Francisco. I would bring a rope light and a boom box (pre ipod era, folks, imagine!) to hotel rooms and actually do a show similar to the one in this video, no joke. My clients loved it, I loved it, it was an amazing venture, my first independent adult business. Bachelor parties too. I fucking LOVE working a good bachelor party. To be that bitch who is harnessing the libido of 40 men in a room is an amazing feeling. Maybe it's like scoring a touchdown for a football player or something, something phenomenal. It is the feeling of being a QUEEN BEE. You could only understand if you've been there. You walk out of the house with a suitcase full of money and an ego that glistens off of your being for miles. As you are walking out, all the guys are thanking you AND your driver for showing them a GREAT time. Someone book me for one of these. I would LOVE to do one again soon.

GLAD to be in LA again! HOME! BED! HOME!

For 2 weeks I left my car at my trusty friend and occasional driver Bill's house in Santa Monica, leaving the automobile world ofconvenience and flexibility of scheduling. I would be using the subways and busses in Chicago and New York City, in cities where most people claimed that you "didn't need a car." I had visited both before and indeed chose to take public transportation during the summer months in years past, so this concept wasn't new to me. I've also had to do this in LA for short periods of time when my car was being repaired but I never knew how much I prefer the convenience and luxury of a car until this last trip to NYC. In Chicago the weather fluctuated a whopping 30 degrees from 95 and humid hot to 65 and rainy gray! I thought that I had brought the wrong clothes, but it seemed that i had, in my overstuffed huge suitcase enough outfits for hot, cold and being fabulous/stage time in both cities.(I am cabaret singer and stage performer in my other life)

NYC was the most exhausting. I was staying in Brooklyn and most of the things I was doing were located in Manhattan. Some nights it took me almost 2 hours to get back to where I was staying. If I lived here, I would be seeking out the apartment of some lover in Manhattan where I would have an extra key to sleep and eat at, change clothes, relax and GET AWAY from all the masses of people in the heart of the city, make a home cooked meal. I'm a nester, I need to nest in a homely environment. I like to relax, do things on my computer, change my clothes in private spaces, not in public bathrooms or cafes and parks. I would love to stay at my Manhattan boyfriend's house and be there waiting to give him a special incall appt in exchange for his hospitality, a short quick cab ride from his office, an extended lunch rondevous. I had one such encounter with a lovely divorced sales man who lived in luxury condo near Times Square. I was hoping it was going to be an all day all night thing but it was still fun.

I love to watch internet porn and make myself cum in my own bedroom/hotel room at least once a day, if I can. The worst thing about staying at friend's houses is the lack of privacy. Self pleasure is neglected so once I get in my own hotel room, the first thing I do is test out the bed for us by getting myself off! Yes, the first person that cums on the hotel bed is ALWAYS me, FYI. It seems like New Yorkers are used to doing 3-4 tasks/appts a day on the subway for 8-12 hours a day. This was an interesting experiment to see if I could still work and exist at the same pace, but without my car. It is nothing short of exhausting! But, I am also a tourist at the same time, so I pack my days with lots and lots of stuff.

NYC and Chicago are definitely changes of pace for me and having just returned from both trips networking successful contacts and opportunities for my future art and performing career, it may be quite possible that I have planted seeds for my return hopefully before the end of 2011. I am thinking August for Chicago and sometime in the brrr winter for NYC. I like the Chicago accent, and the broad shoulders of the guys in the Midwest. I like how the girls seem to be tougher cuz they have to shovel snow off of driveways on their own, and how polite and humble some of the guys appear to be. Extremely sexy, all of the above.

New York has a lot of younger men who are making money in the finnancial industries. In California, most of the guys I meet that are under 30 and making enough money to pay the regular rates of an escort are those that make their disposable income by growing or selling marijuana! What a refreshing change. When I was in my twenties, I was 2 years into an amazing stripping career in San Francisco

and loving my life single with no children, empowered and free (idealizing some kind of happiness with a 24 year old pot grower). (kind of like I am now, many years later as an escort, minus the loser boyfriend!). I would say that most of the clients I met in NYC were successful dates. Exactly what I needed, in different ways, sweet guys who were very understanding about my need to screen them for safety. There had been TWO attacks from men posing as clients in Manhattan hotel rooms through friends' on my Facebook and I wasn't going to take any chances letting some stranger in my room while I was there. My one hotel deal that I scored in downtown Manhattan was my day to hit the town: a film opening at the MOMA and a cocktail reception at the Gershwin Hotel. I made some money earlier that day so I allowed myself a cab ride across town! No subways means I can wear my heels! The hotel was near the 42nd St station and admisdt the massive sea of heads and bodies that is Times Square. This familiar mass of people is often filmed in Hollywood movies. This part of New York reminds me of Bangkok, Thailand. I suppose LA has just as many people, but they are all in cars and that's where our traffic comes from.

Last year, I was absolutely positive that I could up and move to the big apple and this year, I am less hasty. I live a comfortable and sweet life in LA. I love my big apartment, love the sunny weather, love my own car, love that I know how to make my escort phone ring consistently enough to be comfortable here. I have been in LA for 6 years. It is indeed time for a change, but perhaps seasonal moves to other cities might be in the works within the year. .

I made a point to go to the Museum of Sex again this year while in Manhattan. The same animal sex exhibit was on display, which was at first disappointing because it was the same display as last year, but still as equally informative and entertaining as it was last year. I love to hear about dolphin orgies and the presence of prostitution (male bonobo exchanging sugar cane for SEX shown in this photo) and bisexuality in the bonobo primate communities! Birds and bees and bonobo chimpanzees do it! let's do it! let's fall in LOVE! I love the Museum of Sex. Did you know that dolphins insert their penises in each other's blow holes and that deers have threesomes? "that's NOT natural" has a whole different meaning once you view this permanent exhibition. I guarantee it.

Chicago Mission Accomplished

I did a week long intensive at the famous Second City Improv Theatre School this last week. It was a wonderful and amazing experience! I learned sooo much about improv and acting (which I don't have that much experience with) Second City is the place where lots of SNL cast members are graduates from. (John Candy, Tina Fey, Mike Meyers, more...). During this week, I learned how most of the sketches on SAturday Night Live come directly from exercises formed at Second City. Many writers who wrote for Second City were later writers for SNL. We watched footage of sketches from the early 90s which sounds EXACTLY like it was written for Phil Hartman but stars another unknown actor doing the same character. Improv is amazing, intelligent and challenging. It keeps you on your toes and forces you to listen extremely hard to the other people in the scene. And it is funny of course, crazy and unpredictable because most improv pulls random suggestions from the audience (different places, words, time periods, etc) to incorporate into their skits. So, no I don't really want to do stand up comedy, but I want to be a performer in a Second City type of ensemble, and Chicago would be the PLACE where I could have a shot at it somehow. It seems like the type of city that embraces folks that do not fit in the mold, LA is the type of city that only embraces the mainstream, unless your way of not fitting into the mold has been made mainstream (like 'alternative rock' music).

This marks the third time I've been to Chicago and yet it feels all new again. People here still drink pop from the pop machine! Chicago is a huge city where people live in high rises stacked on top of each other or in a row of Victorian homes on a tree lined street. Oprah chose a high rise! (a huge one apparently, isolated on one side of the Lake). Chicago has seemingly affordable rent, awful cold snowy weather most of the year, but a nice and peaceful Great Lake to go boating or exploring on someone's yacht! I didn't really have time to do much else besides go to class and some social activity at night with friends to destress. I didn't even end up working but once because I would have to wake up at "normal people" hours to get to class on public transportation. There was a 24 hour Starbucks right where I was taking class! We don't even have one of those in LA. After 11pm, the only chance you have of getting a latte would be if you pressed a button on a gas station coffee machine!

I had an amazing time in the Windy City once again. I noticed that rent was seemingly comprable to parts of LA. It's just that the weather is freezing snow on the ground blue in your face cold 8 months out of the year. I miss working and seeing clients! I'm now in NYC resting. Looking forward to working more in the big Apple. Hopefully it will be just as great as it was last year!

CHICAGO-NYC HERE I COME!

jenna is officially on tour. After I hit the send button I am off to LAX for a 2 week tour to the MIdwest and NYC. I'm going to Chicago to study comedy improv at The famous Second City theatre where Mike Meyers, Dan Akroyd, Tina Fey and more got their starts. Can you IMAGINE how much funnier I will be when you spend time with me? LOL is right buddy. I'm all about having a good time in every way possible! (See Laughter is the Key to a Woman's Vagina). I have an incall space in Chicago, but I am only available from 7pm-11pm every evening! Or that's what I am thinking so far. We'll see. Maybe I'll be powered by the city and charge straight to class from a 4am date with you! Wired and stumbling into class in an evening outfit at 9am always makes for good laughs. I am ready to have a good time, are you??