MY NEW JENNA DOES JAPAN BLOG! Irashaimasen! ! いらしゃいません！(WELCOME)

Konichiwa from Japan! I know you haven't heard from me in a few years but i have been working under a different name as we pros are prone to do for many reasons. But rest assured, i was still keeping and getting busy in the time since my last blog. Im now living and working in Japan since June 2016. I've decided this blog is the perfect outlet for me to write about my life as a gaijin (foreigner) sex worker and educate other gaijin across the world about the wonders of the Japanese sex culture as i see it. I've been here for about one month now so I've had some time to get involved in some sexplorations including seeing a few good clients in Tokyo. I went to Osaka and Kyoto to meet up with my family and relatives who live here (I am half Japanese and Chinese-American. My mom was born here so we have lots of immediate cousins and uncles and aunts). Im currently spending some time backpacking around Japan because I actually haven't been here since I was a 12 year old troublemaker. This is my first adult trip to Japan using my own money, and of course making my own money. I have a 50% language competency (speaking/writing/listening). It's not enough to be a translator but it is enough to get anywhere i need to go if i get lost as well as fumble thru all the basic transactions. Most of the time, i will ask for things and be totally clueless as to what their answer is, especially if it is fast and long winded but I get the result I need and that's what's important! Im not competent enough to see Japanese clients who don't speak English yet, but once i settle here I will be taking Japanese language classes and then I will be able to see those guys as well. I would be happy to bring joy and light into the life of the hard working salaryman and not just stick to the gaijin (but they are lonely and isolated here in Japan too because most Japanese dont often befriend foreigners they work with).

Most of the Japanese workers here have 12 hour work days and then go to girls bars (hostess bars) or regular bars or karaoke joints and get drunk like they are still in high school. In Tokyo, i started to take photos with my phone of all the salarymen that id see passed out drunk on the ground, or in the train station with vomit on their slacks. I learned a long long time ago NOT to drink to the point of being incoherent because in the USA both men and women will easily be taken advantage of by vultures in different ways if they don't look like they are homeless and they are passed out in public.

My first client in Tokyo was a gaijin who lived in an upscale high rise in Roppongi. Heres some shots from his lobby and balcony. I look really content and happy because i had no idea if I was going to be able to work here like this so easily (sometimes ill post up in a new U.S city and the phone barely rings enough to pay for the ad). This is one of my first successful sessions in Tokyo in a not so shabby apartment. Actually, the lobby was way more impressive than the actual apartment which was smaller than my apartment in LA.

View from my first clients Roppongi High Rise!
View of the Tokyo Tower modeled after the Paris Eiffel Tower Japanese dwellings are usually small, there are more millions compacted in a small area and they need to conserve space. I'm charging a little bit less than I would in the states but the economy here is in a recession and I can live and eat here for much cheaper than LA so far. Plus, competition is thick and there is a vast sex industry here so keeping it somewhat reasonable is my strategy. 40,000円 for 2 hours is my rate here in Japan, which does not include the rental of the LOVE HOTEL space for our session.

There are LOVE HOTELS everywhere that are designed for a sex worker to see clients. These hotels are fancy adult theme rooms and rent space usually in 2-3 hr increments for cheap and clean fun. I will be posting about LOVE HOTELS soon. Tattoos for Japanese people are extremely taboo. People with tattoos are not allowed in most public baths and bigger public swimming pools. Some places will have signs requiring you to cover them and other places will be more strict with stronger signs warning you that you will be removed if a tattoo is found! My client and I both have similar cultural tattoos and stories of our life inked on our bodies. For Westerners tattooing is often about commemoration of a certain time in one's life or of a loved one who passed away. In older Japan, tattoos are/were reserved for gangsters, criminals and laborers. Even adult porn movies ban tattoos if they are below the waist! I've bought a rash guard and boy shorts to cover my tatts so I could swim in pools with my relatives and lap swim for exercise. In public baths, you are naked so the full body swimsuit is not an option and i have to just miss out of this amazing part of Japanese culture. I love taking baths and Japan has hot springs or sentos that are set in natural setting amidst beautiful views and rocks and waterfalls in some places. Even the local monkeys will be seen bathing in the winter to keep warm but i guess tattooed people are seen as less than monkeys for some old school Japanese. There are Korean spas that don't have this policy and i was able to get my spa ritual on in Osaka. There is a website that lists the places that tattooed people can still go to. Many places have private rooms you can rent which allow a loophole but an extra expense for the foreign visitor in this situation.

New Year New Clients New Directions

The Chinese New Year of the Snake is in full spring and I am at my target weight of 121 lbs and holding steady, while working out regularly and not being on any kind of official diet.  In 2012, I lost a total of 25 lbs.  It was much more than diet and exercise although that had a lot to do with it, but the reason why I will keep the weight off is because I went through a total body/mind/spiritual transformation and I would love to help YOU lose weight and be happy if you are ready!

I had the BEST Valentines Day to date when I instructed a submissive client to rent a rickshaw for me to go galavanting around the city in and take me to V Day dinner at the lovely Asia De Cuba restaurant on Sunset Blvd.  The traffic was horrible.  Aside from the 2 hour journey of 14 miles in sub's truck, the reward of being carted around Hollywood Blvd in a rickshaw made it all worth it.  It wasn't his creative idea,  It was the artistic planning of his mistresses of course.  The rickshaw was used for a performance I used in my good friend Annie Sprinkle's art show that weekend, not just for Valentine's Day.   This submissive purchased me a vegetable juicer without having to be told and it has been a new part of my daily joy and health.  We have cravings for carbs and sugar the things which keep us overweight because our bodies are deprived of nutrients.  Green juicing helps you get the nutrients your body needs and it has helped me not crave anything!  In fact, I haven't even smoked pot for 6 weeks (a personal record) and I credit my green juices for that too!  I am green juicing new concoctions every day and taking in dark green vegetables and fresh fruit juice every day.  Yesterday, I discovered the wonders of real coconut juice and cream by daring to buy a real coconut instead of that canned sugar water that I used to think was delicious.  It was definitely a process to get the cream out.  (it's much, much easier to get my cream out LOL)  I could not crack the shell with 3 of my sharpest household knives so I had to hit it several times with my hammer!  I felt like a crack head stuck in a motel room with just a pen and a candy wrapper trying to use all my available resources determined to get at the reward of the nectar of the fruit.  Instead of the toxic high of crack rocks however, the beautiful nutrient rich coconut juice and cream was finally placed in my trusty Nutribullet which I use to mix up green conconctions in new ways every day.  I have been helping this client lose weight and get healthy and he is part of my new direction in "girlfriend experiences" which include life and nutrition coaching advice, working out and meditating!  This is added to my current style of body rubs using tantra and chakra balancing and good karma to create a loving and affectionate energy that almost ALWAYS makes my clients sigh in ecstasy as they literally MELT under my body as I lay on them, perfectly lining up my chakras on his, placing my heart on top of his and possibly giving him more non judgemental loving than he has received in a long long time.  I am working on elevating my work to a new level that attracts clients that want good energy in their lives, that appreciate the gifts that I can give and that use less drugs and alcohol. It's been an ongoing challenge through the years to be picky.   I have carved out a niche in LA to be the graveyard Backpage.com escort that seems to be one of the girls that might charge the most but be the most genuine and interested in truly connecting with my clients through touch and intelligent conversation and humor.  If you care about that kind of stuff you will think I am awesome, if you are looking for a $75 junkie who will let you do anything you want with her, you will probably be very disappointed (let alone not even seen).  2012 was one of the best years I have ever had so it is hard to imagine that 2013 could beat that.  So far, I am off to a great start with the rickshaw dinner and the fact that I have not yet gotten a parking ticket!  (I vow to LIMIT my parking tickets to a maximum of 3 by any means necessary!)  I am in the midst of hiring a new web designer to redesign my website and I stopped using asiangezebella.com because that site did not seem to be helping my business at all.  So here is to new clients, new directions, and healthy, happy and whole 2013! 

Still Fucking with My Bike! 20 lbs and counting...

It's finally rainy season in LA, which means that I get my furry scarf and Peruvian beanie out for the next 3 months and start sporting what I call my "winter escorting" fashions when I show up at your door all bundled up like I live in the East Coast or something!  We Angelenos do think it is freezing when it drops below 60 and my outfits reflect that, but I am not only cute, but warm AND comfortable!  I love the cold and rain because that brings the snow and since I am also an avid snowboarder I get EXCITED about future snowboard trips around this time of year.  I feel like there are only 5 hours of daylight after I wake up and then it's time to draw the curtains down and bring on the NIGHT already!  My fitness and weight loss journey has continued stronger than EVER.  I am taking cross fit, which has helped me triumph mentally and physically time and time again through the months so I'm not bored out of my mind jumping rope every day!  Recently, in cross fit, I learned how to correctly climb a 25 foot rope to the ceiling!  I didn't think that I would be able to climb the rope even once but with the technique that they teach you, you can do it much more effortlessly than you would think without tiring out your arm muscles.  I looked down from the ceiling with a rope draped between my legs and felt like Sheena, Queen of the jungle.  It was a phenomenal feeling!  In cross fit competitons they will have 10 rope climbs in a row, so they had to come up with a way to do it fast and efficiently.  I became a member at the Gold's gym near my house and I regularly ride my bike to go swim laps and soak in the hot tub once a week in addition to my other exercise activities 5 times a week.  I LOVE riding my bike still and I am now up to a maximum of 18 miles a day, steadily climbing towards no goal in particular except constant improvement.  It is really amazing to rediscover Los Angeles on a bicycle!  I feel fearless and free when I am riding my bike.  I have even hit up a business traveler jogging around the downtown Marriot!  He was lost and asked me if I knew how to get back to the Marriot hotel.  I said I knew excactly how to get back and wondered if he would like some company.  I never work outdoors so doing this was very bold of me, I thought.  I was actually on my way on my bike to see a client so I couldn't just follow him back to the hotel unfortunately and we never connected again.   I have more than once ridden my bike to local escort dates on my regular trek to the gym to workout or just being out on my bike.  It totally turns me on that I get to be so very ECOSEXUAL like my heroine Annie Sprinkle, and provide a gas saving way to do my work that helps the client AND the environment ;)  Riding my bike makes me roll into your place all sweaty but you get to watch me take a shower before we get started. 

Am I afraid?  Not at all!  Riding a bike, especially in traffic gridlocked LA is a rebel activity I suppose, because people think you are crazy for some reason if you do it, kind of like doing outcall escorting dates at the crack of dawn without a driver?  Exactly!  I have really proved that both activities are not as dangerous to one's health and that the benefits outweigh the risks in my life.  I might have a very good chance of being hit by a car while riding my bike but I have also ALWAYS refused to live my life in FEAR!  My favorite ride so far has to be riding form downtown to Silverlake because for 9 miles to get home I get to coast all the way down hill!  It is really one of the simple joys in my life lately.  I finally got a professional photographer to shoot some sexy post weight loss photos of me recently.  I feel comfortable saying that I have lost a total of 20 lbs since March when I started trying to lose weight.  I step on the scale at all times of the day but it seems like the heaviest I would weigh would be after my last meal of the day which I still have to shake my head in disbelief when I see the number 125.  My fat percentage is 23%, but my nutritionist and I are aiming to continue to make my body improve.  The new goal is fat percentage 21% and weight at 123 lbs, which is 2 lbs away.  I have been cheating on my diet a lot, since I feel like I've already gotten to my goal and over my goal but I have to remember that one of my goals is to make money modelling and acting with this new body!  When I sit down, I still have a belly even though I have lost 20 lbs, but when I STAND UP, I now have a 4 pack!  So as long as the photo shoots are standing ones, I could definitely stand a good chance as a fitness model.    I abstained from drinking alcohol recently for a total of 5 weeks.  It was for the weight loss and it was for my own self will.  Like diet and exercise, I will abstain each year from various things that I think need to be subtracted occasionally just to experience life without and remember what that feeling truly is like.  I abstain from marijuana for a period usually every year and this was the first time I did it in a concentrated effort with alcohol for such a long time.  I believe that I have given up beer for good, but social drinking entirely is not something that I was willing to give up yet, although the 5 week experiment was very interesting.  I found that meeting people in bars, going to funerals, art openings and more required me to abstain from free social beverages that I would have indulged in in my past.

So, How did I start drinking again after 5 weeks?  I didn't know how long my alcohol free period was going to last but I knew that when I drank again it would be a great reason!  I was called to Venice by 2 guys, handsome, successful partying at 4:30am.  They offered me a glass of red wine and i leaped off the wagon into their laps, lapping up every single drop of red wine from my glass to kick off the next couple of hours debauchery all over couches this furniture designer had made himself!  I held up the large decadent crystal goblet and looked in anticipation at these two handsome gentlemen looking at me, and said with a smile,"Oh, I will definitely have a glass with these two C*&@S!  Cheers!"  We didn't get the furniture too messy.  It was one of those dates that I knew was a one time adventure that I needed to enjoy to the fullest while I was there, because I knew my text to one of them which read,"You guys were AWESOME! CALL ME AGAIN! xoxoxo with a happy face would predictably be ignored.  Ahh, It just goes to show you the minutes of the escort dates that both you and I will sometimes participate in need to be relished as if they are never to be repeated again!  It is holiday time already next week and that means more challenges for my diet and weight loss!  Hopefully, your family time is crazier than mine and you can call me and RELEASE all frustrations and worries in a chakra balancing body rub session after this weekend is all over!  I'll be making the drive up to the SF Bay Area but back on Sunday in Los Angeles.

A Whirlwind of Fitness and Adventure

I KNOW ITS BEEN AGES SINCE I BLOGGED.  Forgive me.  Life has not stayed still for too long.  I continue on my fitness journey and am so happy to tell you that I have lost 17lbs since March 1and I LOOK BETTER THAN EVER! And not only that I FEEL as great as I look.  I weigh in at 128 lbs now, which was how much I weighed when I was a stripper in my 20s!  I no longer have to LIE about my weight or measurements guys!  (All escorts lie, fyi)

 I bought a bicycle before I went off to the Burningman festival and I would ride around LA and fall in love with the freedom of it.  I never predicted that I would LOVE biking as much as I do.  It's like recess for me every day.  I work in front of my computer doing my art and writing and then I make sure that I am on my bike by around 6pm head to the gym and jump in the pool and hot tub.  Ahhh.  Adult Recess.  I LOVE MY BICYCLE.  Its taken the place of jumping rope this "fitness season" in my life.  Its way funner by far of course.   It's like riding my boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time!  I love it.  I try to do about 8-10 miles every day.  This is sooo much better than riding a stationary bike or jogging on a treadmill at the gym watching TV or reading a magazine.  Biking now channels the same feeling of freedom I felt as an 8 year old on my pink Huffy, riding fast through the streets, trying to get home before my sunset curfew.  When I was in San Francisco just recently, I borrowed a spare bike from a local escort friend and I pedaled to one of my outcall dates!  It was a bunch of 60 degree grade hills all in a row and I huffed and puffed up 2 of them before I pulled over to the sidewalk and walked my ass up the last 3 blocks.  San Francisco has some wicked steep hills, but over the crest is the reward: cruising with the wind in your face downhill as your thighs burn from that workout up.  I just returned last week from 5 days in San Francisco.  A friend of mine had just died of cancer and I was there for the memorial.  I rode my bike to a club in the Mission and watched girl on girl LUBE wrestling.  It was the hottest thing ever and so very San Francisco.  Too fucking bad I can't really make enough money to live there again. But, I love Los Angeles.  I am always happy to be home after I am away.  I have ventured on my bike or a borrowed bike in cities that I have recently visited since I've blogged last.  I got to go on a wonderful 3 day trip to San Diego with a client.  It was the first time I'd been to downtown San Diego since I was a 19 year old college student visiting a friend at SDSU.  La Jolla is a gorgeous wealthy beach community, and riding my bike along the oceanside and mansions I felt like the richest bitch out there.  I threw my bike in the back of my car and sped 2 hours down the I-5 from LA to San Diego and when my work date was over, I took a day for myself to spend the nite in lovely La Jolla.

In August I went to Burningman and worked on my weight inadvertently by partying and biking in the desert sun on recreational substances.   It was a great time to be had by myself and 60,000 others.  I haven't been in 8 years and it has grown so so much since I've been last, but suprisingly the core elements and principles of the community are still there.  Despite how huge it has become, I dropped my car keys while biking around and on the last day of the event, I went to the Lost and Found and found them there!  It was a miracle.  My life has been full of them lately.   I am in great spirits and radiating with LOVE and LIGHT to share with you if you call me now.  I hope to see you soon!

Please Fuck My Husband

So I've been having the TIME OF MY SEX LIFE lately.  It's all kind of picked up since my birthday and not stopped!  Last nite I met a great couple on Adultfriendfinder.  I've been on AFF for many years and have had a good handful of memorable times through random and spontaneous encounters cruising the internet during slow escort travel trips.  The wife was sort of my twin, 5'1 and Japanese and extremely sexual.  This couple had been together since high school and had 3 kids together and had just starting having threesomes in the last couple years.  She loved watching him fuck other women.  This wasn't the first time that this has happened to me (in the last month) so I had to write about it.  There was another threesome that I got into that was similar to this one while I was hanging out at Sea Mountain trying to repeat my 5 some from before during my birthday trip to Palm Springs.  It almost seemed as if I would leave the swinger hotel without any sexual adventure.  The pool was full of nice people no doubt, but no one that I would really really LOVE fucking.  Naturally, If I am not being paid for my time, I am far more selective.

In the same way as there is the man who loves to watch his wife get fucked by other men, there is also the wife/girlfriend who likes to watch proudly as her man fucks the shit out of other women.  It's all consensual voyeurism, consensual sharing and super wet hot fun for all involved.  The most AMAZING part of this whole thing is that their men HAVE been worth bragging about and I am so glad that they were so nice to share themselves with me!  Last nite was probably the best I'd been fucked in a good while since my personal trainer/boxer man.  This man took judo!  He had the most rock solid thigh I'd ever lay my hands on.  His ability to fuck two women with the same attention and endurance was impressive to say the least.  I'd never seen anyone with that much ability that wasn't just an actor on a porn video I was watching.  Holy mother of God.  Sex like that makes you feel closer to God.  Why? Because when your receiving that kind of talent you just know that a man like that could shoot a load in your pussy and make you a beautiful baby in one try!  I sort of think that that is the primal definition of masculinity, not beating someone up.   It is what that kind of talent was CREATED for I believe, to populate the earth with more of the fittest.  It's hard for me to relinquish my feminism and worship men, but there are a few that rise above the rest.  Maybe there are a lot more than a few and that is what makes it fun!  Usually I am far from jealous of people's long term relationships but I could definitely understand why this woman would stay on this dick for as long as she was, why she had 3 kids by him and why she would allow and even get excited by his ability to please any woman he fucked.  She lay on top of me with her ass and pussy in his face and he fucked both of us one after the other just like a pro.  And I watch a lot of pros.  MMF threesome porn is one of the categories you'll find me clicking up while I masturbate.  He was into fucking other women and so was she.  I asked her at dinner if she fucked other guys.  "No," she said.  "I don't know, I'm scared or something." But I understood why after getting drilled by the relentless cock of her fine ass Latino (yes my favorite) man.  She would probably feel disappointed in other men no doubt.  But every person has different gifts and of course you don't want everyone to give you the same gift!  My bed hadn't made that much noise in years.  No one has fucked me on it like that!  I have had some hot sex in my bed of course before, but I think some of the screws may have fell out last nite.  I had an amazing orgasm on his cock while his girl masturbated.  I don't always cum on a guy's cock, especially not on the first try.  If a guy can't make me cum with his dick I can always be finger banged to climax just as good and hard.  This is always a great standby and assures that almost anyone can make me cum as long as they have 2 good fingers and can follow my instructions.  This last Friday, some Russian guy had me draped over his lap while he sat on the arm of his couch plunging his fingers deftly into my g spot until I squirted in two back to back orgasms all over my legs and his floor.  He was holding me down and instructing me to jack him off but I was too frozen in my own orgasms to multi task.  My screams could be heard echoing in the hallway of the sleepy Hollywood apartment because my head was hanging close to the floor, screaming and moaning heard clear through the crack at the bottom of his door where my mouth was.  It was the first time someone had done that twice in a row to my pussy!  I pulled myself together, cleaned up quickly and left his place abruptly after all of that ecstasy because my car was parked illegally in Denny's parking lot, the abruptness was sort of a fantasy for me to be so cold, distant yet submissive.  It sort of goes along this theme of switching seamlessly from dominant to submissive depending on the harnessing of pleasure.  There are endless possibilities with sex and that's the best part!

The sex with this last nite couple was even intimate, which I appreciated very much.  (My queen bed is kind of small for 3 people though).  I sometimes struggle to get people to lay in afterglow intimacy with me and those that I do get it from I treasure.  For me sex is about having sex with the WHOLE person, not just a HOLE.  Even if things are purely NSA or physical it doesn't matter.  Maybe you've heard me rave about one of my favorite clients who embraces me and makes me feel like I am on the cover of Harlequin romance novel.  I am into chakra balancing and energy connection, and this can still happen in the hour believe me, I do it all the time.  It doesn't take too much time to balance and renew after orgasm, not rush out or jump up out of bed right after.   There is one guy that I've had a physical thing with for almost a year who refuses intimacy if he can help it.  I make him cuddle me in afterglow for at least 5 minutes now before I will even get up and shower/get ready to leave.  I don't want intimacy with everyone in the same way.  I believe that my body rubs create intimacy, trust, positive energy and light exchange and that makes us BOTH feel whole after we are done because I have spent some slow, calculated time breathing and moving along all your chakra points so that we are completely connected.  When I'm not working, we often skip these steps so thats why I need to cuddle afterwards so I can feel re balanced and not used and thrown away.  This is how I like to fuck as a woman in my 30s, aware of my body and soul needs..conscious and healthy sexuality.

At Sea Mountain, the cute husband that I had approached in the pool earlier rescued me from hiding in the snack room chatting up the staff (who aren't allowed to have sex with the guests).  He knew that I was hiding and he flirtatiously grabbed my hand and took me to the suite that he and his wife had been staying at.  They had candles lit and were ready for me.  I remember kissing his wife and telling her how good his cock was.  The wives like to hear this.
"I'm about to cum." he said looking in her eyes while fucking me hard like I like it.
"Shoot a load in her baby.."she said while watching us kiss
"O God it's so fucking good." I moaned grabbing her face and pushing my tongue into her mouth.  Her husband's ejaculation was so intense that I felt each spurt fill the reservoir tip of the condom we were using.  Yes, I can actually feel it happen when its that good.  Latex can do nothing to stop these large explosions of energy radiating beyond any physical barriers.   I  actually kind of did exactly what I don't like as explained above because I had to catch my favorite DJ at a club in Palm Springs before 2am so I jumped up and left them to go party!

Later that nite, a drunken gorgeous Bolivian woman was throwing herself at me, afterparty at the DJ's hotel suite at the Ace Hotel.  Somehow I had this girl with her panties down in the hallway of the Ace, my fingers and tongue all up in her right in the hallway going at it until her friends walked up and embarassed her and we stopped.  "I have a boyfriend." she said as we were heading back to my hotel room after that teaser.  "Good to know." I said not discouraged for one second.

I became obsessed with another guy's dick this week and I texted him back that I wanted him again.  He didn't respond until saturday at 3am.  I promptly went over to submissively worship the cock that had given me so much pleasure.  But for some reason, this time it wasn't as good.  it had lost its magic!  I wonder why that happens.  Oh well, he will have to go back to client status if he wants me again.  He also refused to give any intimacy.  This is what I need from you if you are my lover and you don't want to pay my rates.  I'm an emotional creature and I get to have hot sex all the time, you have to give me MORE not less than I normally get.  Love me or Pay me!  I feel like I am at the APEX of my sexuality this year.  It just keeps getting better and better.  I was not able to enjoy my sex life in this way even 3 years ago.  I have experienced more and more and become more open with myself through these experiences and through my work and loving my work.  I consciously mediate on great clients that honor me, respect me, treasure me and keep me safe and it seems to be working.  I got a free tattoo out of it afterall!  It is times like this that I really feel like a goddess glowing. 

Celebrate the Gemini Season~!

I just celebrated my birthday and now I'm at my favorite hang out in the sun and get naughty getaway: Palm Springs!  This time I am staying until Sunday and have already had one client today, my first official day taking calls.  It was 107 degrees during most of the day today!  The pool that I am staying at is nice and big and there aren't that many people there so while I was alone in the sun, I took my bikini top off!  I have gotten in trouble for showing titties at other hotels, but I just CAN'T have tan lines and I guess I just don't believe breasts should be the big deal that they are.  Hide your kids!  They'll want to suck on MY boobs once they see them!  Tomorrow I will go spend the day at my favorite clothing optional pool in Desert Hot Springs, but today was a stay at the incall hotel and lounge around in the hot desert sun, just waiting for the men to call me.  It's nice work if you can get it!  Later on, I went to a HOT yoga class for $10.  I pretty much spent the whole day soaking wet!  (What's new?)

So I am ecstatic to give mad love to my new friend from Third Street Tattoo in Hermosa Beach named Jeff.  Jeff's line work is amazing, My arm barely hurt after, his work healed beautifully AND he came through on his end FIRST when bartering with me.  And that really was great, because I am a woman of my word for sure.  This is what it looks like when a deal like this goes through smoothly.  The girl is overjoyed and feels completely grateful to YOU which ends up working in your favor.  I have had TWO clients who were also tattoo artists promise to pay for my services with a tattoo that I've been wanting to do for at least a good year now.  It is such a shame when people don't keep their promises.  Luckily, I practice being a better person on a regular basis so I don't spend time cursing people out by text message when they don't come through with what they had said they would do.  I take a deep breath and move on.  There will be an amazing tattoo artist who will do this tatt that I need to do.  I manifested that I wanted it to happen before my birthday.  The first tattoo artist flaked right before my birthday and Jeff, the one who actually ended up doing it called magically one week before my birthday like a miracle!  So I didn't have to even lose sleep about not getting the tattoo I wanted.  I was extremely grateful to Jeff, so go to his shop and get a tattoo done by him!  He rules!  It means a lot to me that my clients are awesome, nice guys that reciprocate the good energy that I give doing this work.   This way, I can keep the positive cycle of great work and good times going.  It's hard when people ruin things for everyone else isn't it?  Guys like Jeff restore my faith.  There are a lot of guys that are amazing, generous and truly want to help or provide if they can.  For some people it isn't even a question and for others, its an opportunity to practice your bad karma and lying skills.  O well.  On this trip's agenda will be a visit to my favorite swinger spa Sea Mountain Inn.  There is also a poolside house music DJ that usually plays in LA spinning at the Ace Hotel here on Saturday.  I love the Gemini season because I've usually done some reflecting on getting one year older and usually feeling pride and love for all the days I've had already.  I wanted to be in Hawaii for my birthday, but Palm Springs is also great.  I would be happy whereever.  Things are good.  I have a new tattoo and I am in the best physical and mental shape of my life!  Celebration!

Sunday Kinda Sexy

Yesterday, I decided was the beginning of my birthday celebration!  I was feeling so good yesterday, the music was awesome, the sun was shining...beautiful men and women dancing all around me.  I met a hot Colombian woman I danced and made out with for most of the party.  It is always exciting when a hot woman jumps your bones.  Women don't usually do that to other women in lesbian clubs that's for damn sure.  This is why I don't expect to meet girls in gay spaces. Even with all the bikini clad women at a place like Palm Springs Dinah Shore that I've been to.  This is why being bisexual is sometimes more frustrating than you'd think.  Supposedly "straight" girls in party spaces however, usually always find me to play with. Sometimes this is awesome, and other times its just annoying because they're all messy and fucked up.  I have been lucky to have a good handful of sexually aggressive, confident take charge female clients (some with husbands, and one solo traveler this year!) who have rocked my world and I theirs and I am so so glad that I get paid to do what I loooove.  I'd love to have more and have been really trying to figure out how to tap into that market better...

I stumbled into a Klingon meeting at the Coral Cafe in Burbank on the same day as this party.  Apparently these guys meet once a month at the back of this diner and act out Klingon scenes, sometimes without costumes and props.  I was breakin their necks with my new skin tight dress and they were cool about me crashing their Klingon party so we took some pics for our blogs!

I have officially lost 10 lbs in 2 months everyone! (Thank you thank you)  I am super excited and i am celebrating that as well.  I've been jump roping a lot, not every day, but a lot.  I feel great more often and life is better that I eat well and exercise all the time.  I'm not kidding.  I try to exercise 5x/week.  Sex does not count as exercise (not for me anyway, cuz I just lay back with my legs up and let you do all the hard work if i get my way, and i usually do ;) But dancing at beautiful outdoor parties like the one I was at in Elysian Park in Los Angeles does.  I was feeling full of sexual energy or something, before the Colombian princess there was another woman that I was dancing with.  She told me her boyfriend was the DJ and I had already been checking him out when I was dancing.  "He's totally cute." I said,"If you guys ever wanna hook up with me," wink wink.  I was being forward!  Oh well, such are the ways of an escort, nonchalant about some freaky to other people shit.  I don't think she thought it was a crazy idea, but I didn't get her phone number either.  It didn't matter, my future girlfriend just texted me today and I can still fantasize about devouring her fully.